A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a pub.
He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.
"You lying toad" she yells" last night you told me you were a stunt pilot"
"No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team"
Coat!
;D
Just read this out to the blokes in our office and they all laughed ;D ;D ;D
Well you have to do something to brighten up a dull day at work :D :D