I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas. It's such a joy to watch their faces light up!
I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know.
Only six shopping days 'til Christmas! Or if you're a bloke – only five and a half days 'til you start your Christmas shopping.
The first present I opened this Christmas was a pen knife. I was so excited, I used it to cut open all my other presents. Shame about the puppy.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
Wonders if that is snow outside or if Nigella just sneezed..
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day
Please remember a doggy is not just for Christmas....It's a great position all year round!
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 19 December 2013, 02:20:53 PM
I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know.
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Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 19 December 2013, 02:20:53 PM
The first present I opened this Christmas was a pen knife. I was so excited, I used it to cut open all my other presents. Shame about the puppy.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A puppy is not just for Christmas. They're perfectly good cold on Boxing Day with a light salad.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 19 December 2013, 10:19:55 PM
A puppy is not just for Christmas. They're perfectly good cold on Boxing Day with a light salad.
Depends on the size of the dog ! ;)
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Those one liners have made my day