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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Orcs on 19 December 2013, 02:20:53 PM

Title: Christmas One Liners
Post by: Orcs on 19 December 2013, 02:20:53 PM
 
I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas. It's such a joy to watch their faces light up!

I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know.

Only six shopping days 'til Christmas! Or if you're a bloke – only five and a half days 'til you start your Christmas shopping.

The first present I opened this Christmas was a pen knife. I was so excited, I used it to cut open all my other presents. Shame about the puppy.

I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

Wonders if that is snow outside or if Nigella just sneezed..

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day

Please remember a doggy is not just for Christmas....It's a great position all year round!
Title: Re: Christmas One Liners
Post by: Leon on 19 December 2013, 03:03:35 PM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 19 December 2013, 02:20:53 PM
I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know.

=O
Title: Re: Christmas One Liners
Post by: sebigboss79 on 19 December 2013, 09:56:02 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas One Liners
Post by: Sandinista on 19 December 2013, 10:12:06 PM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 19 December 2013, 02:20:53 PM
The first present I opened this Christmas was a pen knife. I was so excited, I used it to cut open all my other presents. Shame about the puppy.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas One Liners
Post by: Ithoriel on 19 December 2013, 10:19:55 PM
A puppy is not just for Christmas. They're perfectly good cold on Boxing Day with a light salad.
Title: Re: Christmas One Liners
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 20 December 2013, 09:30:26 AM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 19 December 2013, 10:19:55 PM
A puppy is not just for Christmas. They're perfectly good cold on Boxing Day with a light salad.

Depends on the size of the dog !  ;)

Title: Re: Christmas One Liners
Post by: skywalker on 20 December 2013, 12:40:21 PM
 =O =O =O =O
Those one liners have made my day