Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.
In fact, just bugger off and leave me alone.
Before you do a man an ill turn, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way you have his shoes and a mile head start!
Woman who cooks meat and peas in the same pot is not hygienic