Are we there yet
Not yet, long way off yet.
Hey there Cadet Mr RayKey!
What's new in your wargaming world?
The front page has a post count near the bottom. Currently it says:
QuoteTotal Posts: 96896
So we're 3,104 short.
I'm there, if there means here that is.
Because if there doesn't mean here then i'm not there...
But still here..
Are you there?
:P :P :P
Would you like one of my green tablets?
They taste of strawberry.
I have enough tablets to swallow as is tank you. Sadly none taste like fruit here ... :(
Ok, 4 to go, hopefully 3 after this post. Moire reading than posting at my end.
Kipt
Quote from: kipt on 03 December 2013, 08:52:41 PM
Ok, 4 to go, hopefully 3 after this post. Moire reading than posting at my end.
Kipt
1 more Kip, and you're in the competition!
Does the counter count by two's? I had 21, posted the one below and then all of a sudden I'm at 24 - not complaining you understand, just wondering.
Kipt
Quote from: kipt on 03 December 2013, 09:36:49 PM
Does the counter count by two's? I had 21, posted the one below and then all of a sudden I'm at 24 - not complaining you understand, just wondering.
Kipt
Hopefully not, otherwise I've just lost 5000 posts!
:D
And his rank :P :P
We're going to stall on 99,998 aren't we ?
No-one's going to want to pop up the 99,999th and leave the door open. ;)
Wait :-\.....Leon will would certainly post no. 99,999..he won't mind....Which means a greater likelihood of the actual time being late evening/early morning. :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
(Just thinking out loud ! :P ;))
Cheers - Phil.
Gentlemen!
As Brothers of Pendraken, I think it behooves us to just continue to post as naturally as we are able to. Surely each one of us would rejoice in the good fortune of the other who secures this not inconsiderable prize. Surely we (the sultanas in the Pendraken Christmas pudding) would not stoop to gamesmanship in order to win? Just as I believe that the Top Totty section is purely for the purposes of comparative anatomy in an area little modelled in 10mm, and that despite Mr Kitty's admonitions we would not support any kind of humour derived from overt decrying of specific creeds (though I still vote that the French are fair game), I think that we (the plastic rings in the Pendraken carckers) would turn our faces from tactics such as posting 99,997, 99,998, 99,999 and 100,000 in order to secure the prze as being below the standards expected of a Pendraken Forum member in good standing.
So would constantly refreshing the screen whilst watching the counter, posting to cadets so that their replies pad out the numbers and creating a contentious thread in order to get a spurt of replies just before your estimated time.
May I also enjoin the 100,000th postee to make it something a little more memorable than "Yippee. I'm the 100,000th! LOL."
Finally, the victory would be all the sweeter if mayhap it could involve some kind of formal presentation with photographs and a tour around the Dark Caverns of Middles-Borough? Perhaps the lucky winner could be receive their boon from the skeletal hand of the Dark Lord himself?
I vote for it being shipped out by the very first pendraken mail order swallow.
Might be hard to find one during winter though..
Actually, I'll happily deride any and all religion. It's stereotypical racist and national profiling that gets me reaching for my maqahitl.
And treating English as ground zero for syntax-disruptors and lexis-disintegration beams, of course.
Macuahuitl it is. >:( 8)
He says Macuahuitl, and he says maqahitl,
I say potato and you say 'potarto'..... 8-} 8-} ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: barbarian on 04 December 2013, 09:36:29 AM
Macuahuitl it is. >:( 8)
It is according to Wikipedia. However, they have been known to be wrong...
What, African or European?
I make no pretence to speaking any Mesoamerican lingo. Indeed, I'm losing hope of ever commanding one of their armies, at that. Anyway, hope you all enjoy 5th December, which is our King's birthday and a time of some partying over here.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 04 December 2013, 01:06:25 PM
I make no pretence to speaking any Mesoamerican lingo. Indeed, I'm losing hope of ever commanding one of their armies, at that. Anyway, hope you all enjoy 5th December, which is our King's birthday and a time of some partying over here.
Have a great day.
Quote from: fsn on 04 December 2013, 07:42:11 AM
Surely we (the sultanas in the Pendraken Christmas pudding)...
I think that we (the plastic rings in the Pendraken crackers)...
I have to say that I find your metaphors both insane and brilliant. Many times I've sat in front of the computer and attempted to devise some of my own, but they always pale into insignificance.
8)
Why, thank you.
:-[
Maybe the Gentleman would be inclined to volunteer as Pendraken PR spokesman and advertising genius? :D
I think that would have to depend on which colour pills he's taken on that particular day. ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Stripey ones! They're my favourite.
I got one stuck up my nose once.
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 04 December 2013, 09:09:12 PM
Maybe the Gentleman would be inclined to volunteer as Pendraken PR spokesman and advertising genius? :D
Why the sale of centurions would go through the roof!
People would buy they just to shut him up ;D ;D ;D
I like my pills oval by the way!
Ooo No. FSN keeps the Centurions. FSN likes the Centurions. Pendraken not send Centurions anywhere else. FSN wants all the pretty shiny Centurions. Wants them all. Wants them all to keep and to count and to line them up in all their prettiness ....
Time for one of the marmalade pills that smells of unachieved desires and tastes of of an LS Lowry painting.
Good night everyone, good night.
Quote from: petercooman on 04 December 2013, 10:05:32 PM
Why the sale of centurions would go through the roof!
People would buy they just to shut him up ;D ;D ;D
I like my pills oval by the way!
I assume these are blue? :D
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 04 December 2013, 10:13:55 PM
I assume these are blue? :D
They are dissapointingly white ;D
The blue ones are quadrilateral, not oval. As every gynophilic man here will learn if he lives long enough.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 05 December 2013, 01:56:08 AM
The blue ones are quadrilateral, not oval. As every gynophilic man here will learn if he lives long enough.
Most androphiles too, come to think of it.
And if there are any Australians here....
Quote from: fsn on 04 December 2013, 09:26:02 PM
I got one stuck up my nose once.
=O =O =O =O =O
Did it work any faster ? ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Nothing up the nose, just antidepressants here...
Although I did once snort tequila as a bet, yowie! :o
Lol if you really wanna go bonkers, i once ate an entire box of frisk mints for a bet.
I hear you thinking, that's not so bad, well IT IS! Felt like the whole doddamn artic went went through my throat :o
If you're the sort who enjoys sadistic pleasures, bet someone they can't drink a pint of beer with a teaspoon. But be prepared to carry him (or her) home. ;)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 05 December 2013, 03:37:48 PM
If you're the sort who enjoys sadistic pleasures, bet someone they can't drink a pint of beer with a teaspoon. But be prepared to carry him (or her) home. ;)
How on earth did you find that out ? And did you use it to your advantage :d
Quote from: Hertsblue on 05 December 2013, 03:37:48 PM
If you're the sort who enjoys sadistic pleasures, bet someone they can't drink a pint of beer with a teaspoon. But be prepared to carry him (or her) home. ;)
Not heard
that one before....But heard that it's a daft idea to drink/suck beer, etc through a straw...Never tried it....Don't know if there's
any truth in it either.
Are we on to old wives tales here ?
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 05 December 2013, 07:24:11 PM
Not heard that one before....But heard that it's a daft idea to drink/suck beer, etc through a straw...Never tried it....Don't know if there's any truth in it either.
Are we on to old wives tales here ?
Cheers - Phil.
We used to get loads of people coming up to the bar asking for straws because it 'gets you drunk quicker' but as far as I know it makes no difference whatsoever, aside from any possible placebo affect maybe?
Quote from: Techno on 05 December 2013, 07:24:11 PM
Not heard that one before....But heard that it's a daft idea to drink/suck beer, etc through a straw...Never tried it....Don't know if there's any truth in it either.
Are we on to old wives tales here ?
Cheers - Phil.
We need a volunteer to try it... ;D
I only drink vodka so i'm out..
Quote from: Techno on 05 December 2013, 07:24:11 PM
Not heard that one before....But heard that it's a daft idea to drink/suck beer, etc through a straw...Never tried it....Don't know if there's any truth in it either.
Are we on to old wives tales here ?
Cheers - Phil.
I have seen it done. Apparently, by using a tea spoon you take in large quantities of air with the beer, which gets the alcohol into the bloodstream that much quicker. Of course, it also depends on what type of beer you're drinking too. The guy who did it was pretty wrecked afterwards and he was someone who could hold his beer.
Me and some of the lads did snort port once :o ...
not sure why really :-\