;D
http://distractify.com/fun/fails/24-flawless-responses-to-wrong-number-texts/ (http://distractify.com/fun/fails/24-flawless-responses-to-wrong-number-texts/)
Thank the dark Lord that I don't have a phone like that!
I'd rather have some more ... tanks ... or Hoplites ... or Austrian Grenadiers ... actually, I'm tempted by the triremes.
And that is why I don't have a fancy phone.
Still trying to work out which ones were the funny ones if any were meant to be
Several made me laugh
I particularly liked the one towards the end, about working someone else's shift - you need to check the time stamps for full effect
That was the best!