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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: raykey on 29 November 2013, 09:16:15 AM

Title: bags for life
Post by: raykey on 29 November 2013, 09:16:15 AM
I was going through my kitchen cupboard the other day and found I had acquired 15 "bag for life" bags, I'm just wondering how many more I need to achieve immortally :-\
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 29 November 2013, 09:33:31 AM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Techno on 29 November 2013, 09:51:33 AM
Has anyone mentioned that some 'Health and Safety' .....errr....person....has now decreed that these bags are potentially unsafe....Because they get dirty, and full of bacteria inside ?
Apparently....These should now be washed at a high temperature to kill off any 'bugs.'
I, for one, will not be bothering. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Probably got a similar number of the bags to you 'Ray'.
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 November 2013, 10:07:21 AM
Quote from: raykey on 29 November 2013, 09:16:15 AM
I was going through my kitchen cupboard the other day and found I had acquired 15 "bag for life" bags, I'm just wondering how many more I need to achieve immortally :-\
Euphemism for a scrotum?
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Orcs on 29 November 2013, 05:44:08 PM
Quote from: Techno on 29 November 2013, 09:51:33 AM
Has anyone mentioned that some 'Health and Safety' .....errr....person....has now decreed that these bags are potentially unsafe....Because they get dirty, and full of bacteria inside ?
Apparently....These should now be washed at a high temperature to kill off any 'bugs.'
I, for one, will not be bothering. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Probably got a similar number of the bags to you 'Ray'.
Cheers - Phil.


Just get the supermarket to change them each time you use them. 

Any way whatever happened to the proverb  " you have to eat a peck of dirt before you die"
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Orcs on 29 November 2013, 05:50:28 PM

Is a "Bag for life" a definition of Wife?  :d

WIFE stands for Washing, Ironing, Food Etc!

Worship
Our
Masters
Every
Need


:d :d :d

Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Hertsblue on 30 November 2013, 10:13:26 AM
Quote from: Techno on 29 November 2013, 09:51:33 AM
Has anyone mentioned that some 'Health and Safety' .....errr....person....has now decreed that these bags are potentially unsafe....Because they get dirty, and full of bacteria inside ?
Apparently....These should now be washed at a high temperature to kill off any 'bugs.'
I, for one, will not be bothering. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Probably got a similar number of the bags to you 'Ray'.
Cheers - Phil.


If you wash them at high temperature don't they melt?
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Last Hussar on 01 December 2013, 11:47:10 AM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 29 November 2013, 05:50:28 PM
Is a "Bag for life" a definition of Wife?  :d

WIFE stands for Washing, Ironing, Food Etc!

Worship
Our
Masters
Every
Need


:d :d :d



What are you- suicidal?
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Orcs on 03 December 2013, 03:45:31 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 01 December 2013, 11:47:10 AM
What are you- suicidal?

No I don't have a wife any more thank goodness.

I live a life Riley would be jealous of.

Not done washing or ironing for about a year. 

I do cook dinner on my days off. I help with the main monthly food shop .  I also do most of the DIY,

BUT

I come home to a cooked meal every day I go to work - I even get an appology if its not ready.
I go out whenever I like
I spend what I want on wargames stuff with no complaints.
If I want to paint all day I can with no comebacks.
If I have had enough doing DIY or gardening I just say "I have done enough for today" and go and do something else.

As for the etc! well  thats the one thing I do get a complaint about if there is not eough of it!    :d :d :d :d

Its a hard life but someones got to live it ! :D :D











Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: FierceKitty on 03 December 2013, 04:20:57 PM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 29 November 2013, 05:50:28 PM
Is a "Bag for life" a definition of Wife?  :d

WIFE stands for Washing, Ironing, Food Etc!

Worship
Our
Masters
Every
Need


Handy if she punctuated misogynistic posts too.
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Orcs on 04 December 2013, 11:45:46 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 03 December 2013, 04:20:57 PM
  Handy if she punctuated misogynistic posts too.

I am an engineer and Router commands do not require punctuation.  y better half is a content writer and used to right RAdar manuals for the M.O.D so if I need something important punctuated she checks it out.

I am not a mysogonist just see the funny side of things.
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Luddite on 04 December 2013, 11:56:31 PM
Which bit of that was funny?
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: fsn on 05 December 2013, 07:27:06 AM
Have you never read MoD manuals?
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Hertsblue on 05 December 2013, 08:38:58 AM
Is it true Ricky Gervaise based his scripts on them?
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: fsn on 05 December 2013, 05:20:21 PM
Nah! MoD manuals are funny.
Title: Re: bags for life
Post by: Last Hussar on 13 January 2014, 09:24:05 PM
I bet she can spell write right as well.