Undeterred, I've developed a mind control ray.
However it can be stopped by thin aluminium sheets.
Curses, foiled again.
You have my sincere sympathy! I invented the perfect dagger, twelve inches long and capable of penetrating the most impermeable armour. Sadly, I was disarmed by a fencer with a thin blade two feet long. Foiled again!
Mollinary
I was a criminal in the 1940's, but was captured several times by a detective in Hastings. Foyled again!
Well done chaps ;D ;D ;D.
:D :D ;D ;D
There was a bookshop in the way...
... Foyles again.
I'll get me coat...
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I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those meddling young horses!
Foaled again!
(I blame you for this Mr. Hussar. I blame you. This is all on your head.)
Good ones Gents !! :)
Cheers - Phil
;D Splendid stuff, fellows.... ;D
It was because I couldn't find the paperwork
Damn - mis-filed again...
#-o
I was close so close, the King was just within reach, when a small man with bells on his hat sprung out in front of me. Damn FOOLED again!
My arrow was racing towards its target - nothing could stop me now. Then some damn fool carpenter stuck up a rasp, and the arrow glanced off. Filed again!
Mollinary
I had him, he was in my grasp, then I was distracted by a custard slice ...
Curses, Mille-feuille'd again!
(Can we cut this thread now ... it's going to get worse!)
FSN has just posted about a custard slice...
How dairy? :D
:-[ coat is already on :-[
*groan*
;D
I was close, toilet was in reach, but fell inches short.
Soiled again.
:-q
I was in hot water - really hot water. The problem was my girlfriend had had an IUD fitted, and she had been reading some books about the rules of bridge, but I worked my way through it, whilst keeping track of her through the net curtains.
Boiled, boiled, coiled, Hoyled, toiled and voiled again!
(Mr Hussar, you have to call a stop to this now. How can you sleep at night?)
Quote from: fsn on 18 November 2013, 11:27:01 AM
I was in hot water - really hot water. The problem was my girlfriend had had an IUD fitted, and she had been reading some books about the rules of bridge, but I worked my way through it, whilst keeping track of her through the net curtains.
Boiled, boiled, coiled, Hoyled, toiled and voiled again!
(Mr Hussar, you have to call a stop to this now. How can you sleep at night?)
You omitted to say you were very, VERY drunk at the time:
"oiled..."
Been sacked as an Evil Genius.
Fired again.