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Title: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Chad on 02 October 2013, 09:52:53 AM
On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales .

At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress,
'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us.

Can you pronounce where we are very, very slowly?'.................






The girl leaned over and said, 'Burr...gurr....king'
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Leman on 02 October 2013, 10:35:34 AM
I think you might have one too many letters in there.
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Ithoriel on 02 October 2013, 10:51:14 AM
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 02 October 2013, 10:35:34 AM
I think you might have one too many letters in there.

Actually I think it's short two letters - when I was studying in Aberystwyth the local staff took great delight in trying to teach the students how to pronounce LlanfairPG and I was taught that it was spelled:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Leman on 02 October 2013, 10:58:02 AM
Not sure about that y before llll as it changes the pronunciation of the w - wll is quite different from wyll.
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Chad on 02 October 2013, 11:23:31 AM
Ok. Thought you meant Burger King!  :D
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Ithoriel on 02 October 2013, 11:27:48 AM
Looks like both of us were right in our own way DP

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Llanfair_PG_railway_station_sign.jpg)
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 02 October 2013, 04:48:06 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 02 October 2013, 11:27:48 AM
Looks like both of us were right in our own way DP

Group hug  >:<

Cymru am byth  8)
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Leman on 02 October 2013, 07:50:11 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 02 October 2013, 11:27:48 AM
Looks like both of us were right in our own way DP

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Llanfair_PG_railway_station_sign.jpg)
Yes, I too forgot about the mutation after Llan - unforgivable coming from Llandudno (Parish of St.Tudno)
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: SV52 on 02 October 2013, 10:13:31 PM
Google before posting in future perhaps chaps  ;D
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Ithoriel on 03 October 2013, 01:08:35 AM
Quote from: SV52 on 02 October 2013, 10:13:31 PM
Google before posting in future perhaps chaps  ;D

pft - where's the fun in that  ;D
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: FierceKitty on 03 October 2013, 01:14:09 AM
I actually live in Krungthepmahanakhon Amornrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharat Ratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amornphiman Awa-tarnsatthit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit. We can teach the Taffs a thing or two.
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Kiwidave on 03 October 2013, 06:22:18 AM
And there's this one as well: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

:D
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: fsn on 03 October 2013, 06:25:58 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 03 October 2013, 01:14:09 AM
I actually live in Krungthepmahanakhon Amornrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharat Ratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amornphiman Awa-tarnsatthit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit. We can teach the Taffs a thing or two.
Blimey! How wide are your envelopes?
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 03 October 2013, 07:18:47 AM
 ;D
But what does it mean Fierce Kitty?
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Hertsblue on 03 October 2013, 08:00:27 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 03 October 2013, 01:14:09 AM
I actually live in Krungthepmahanakhon Amornrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharat Ratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amornphiman Awa-tarnsatthit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit. We can teach the Taffs a thing or two.

But commonly known as "Yuk".  ;)
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Hertsblue on 03 October 2013, 08:13:52 AM
All these names are a) in a foreign language, and b) are actually descriptions of where the places are located. So, on that basis I could rename the town where I live as:

Thesmalldormitorytowninthemiddleofnowehere closebytheM25atthejunctionoftheA10oneithersideoftheroadtoCambridgewiththehugeTesco nearthegiantprintingworksofRupertMurdoch thatblightsourcountrysideformilesaround andcausestrafficjamstwiceadayonabusyroadwheneveryoneistryingtogettoworkorhome.... and so on. Translate that into Sanskrit and off we go.

Couldn't I?
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 03 October 2013, 08:17:54 AM
Yes.
But please don't, could you imagine the sat nav...

Or this:
http://youtu.be/ACMcjbmniC8

Just cannot get links to work from t'ipad!
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: FierceKitty on 03 October 2013, 08:39:14 AM
Quote from: mad lemmey on 03 October 2013, 07:18:47 AM
;D
But what does it mean Fierce Kitty?

Not a place description.
It means "The Capital City of Angels, The Residence of The Emerald Buddha, The Great City Impregnable, The Gracefulness of the city is steadfast and thriving, The Grand Capital which is abundant with The Nine Noble Gems, it is a Pleasant Capital, The City is abounding with the enormous Royal Palaces that resemble the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated God, Home of the Gods Incarnate, which was Erected by Vishnu at Indra's Orders".

Not surprisingly, "Krung Thep" to locals (= Los Angeles), and "Bangkok" to foreigners, though that's like calling London "Westminster" or New York "Manhattan".

Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 03 October 2013, 08:49:45 AM
Quote from: Hertsblue on 03 October 2013, 08:13:52 AM
All these names are a) in a foreign language

ALL foreign?! ???

Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 03 October 2013, 08:52:00 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 03 October 2013, 08:39:14 AM
Not a place description.
It means "The Capital City of Angels, The Residence of The Emerald Buddha, The Great City Impregnable, The Gracefulness of the city is steadfast and thriving, The Grand Capital which is abundant with The Nine Noble Gems, it is a Pleasant Capital, The City is abounding with the enormous Royal Palaces that resemble the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated God, Home of the Gods Incarnate, which was Erected by Vishnu at Indra's Orders".

Not surprisingly, "Krung Thep" to locals (= Los Angeles), and "Bangkok" to foreigners, though that's like calling London "Westminster" or New York "Manhattan".

Sounds like they're overcompensating for something?!  ;)
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: FierceKitty on 03 October 2013, 09:07:59 AM
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 03 October 2013, 08:52:00 AM
Sounds like they're overcompensating for something?!  ;)

Well spotted. They made it the capital shortly after the Burmese had turned the old one, Ayyuthaya, from the largest city in the world to a heap of rubble with a population of about
10, 000.
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 03 October 2013, 10:34:18 AM
Ouch!
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Hertsblue on 03 October 2013, 02:55:02 PM
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 03 October 2013, 08:49:45 AM
ALL foreign?! ???



All foreign = not English.
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 04 October 2013, 07:43:55 AM
Quote from: Hertsblue on 03 October 2013, 02:55:02 PM
All foreign = not English.

...and I thought you said the Mail hated you!  ;D
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 04 October 2013, 07:52:14 AM
Lets get this right - the DM likes people form the puffy South East, or who have English passports and live abroad. Real English are not part of its demography at all.

IanS
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Fenton on 04 October 2013, 08:00:27 AM
Can you get English passports?
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Techno on 04 October 2013, 08:33:01 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Hertsblue on 12 October 2013, 12:18:53 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 03 October 2013, 08:39:14 AM
Not a place description.
It means "The Capital City of Angels, The Residence of The Emerald Buddha, The Great City Impregnable, The Gracefulness of the city is steadfast and thriving, The Grand Capital which is abundant with The Nine Noble Gems, it is a Pleasant Capital, The City is abounding with the enormous Royal Palaces that resemble the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated God, Home of the Gods Incarnate, which was Erected by Vishnu at Indra's Orders".


And that isn't a description?  :)
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: fsn on 12 October 2013, 12:23:41 PM
Kind of puts "Nottingham" - "the village of Snot" - into the shade.

However, these are all outshone by the Shetland place name "Twatt".
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: FierceKitty on 13 October 2013, 02:04:45 AM
Quote from: Hertsblue on 12 October 2013, 12:18:53 PM
And that isn't a description?  :)
While I like living in the place, that name is no description.  Kyoto Bangkok is not.
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: FierceKitty on 13 October 2013, 02:05:47 AM
You're doubtless all familiar with that notorious bit of nomenclature in Austria, and the beer they make?
Title: Re: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Post by: Ithoriel on 13 October 2013, 08:46:01 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 13 October 2013, 02:05:47 AM
You're doubtless all familiar with that notorious bit of nomenclature in Austria, and the beer they make?

It seems to be popular all over Scotland. You regularly hear "Oi pal! You spilled my ***king pint!"  ;)