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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Ferb on 01 October 2013, 02:41:41 PM

Title: What day was she born?
Post by: Ferb on 01 October 2013, 02:41:41 PM
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling her nipples she began to lose patience and said. "Come on, what day was I born"? I said, "Yesterday."
Title: Re: What day was she born?
Post by: Techno on 01 October 2013, 03:00:24 PM
 #-o
Title: Re: What day was she born?
Post by: Chad on 01 October 2013, 03:59:25 PM
I assume she was blonde!  :-\ :) :) :)
Title: Re: What day was she born?
Post by: Leon on 01 October 2013, 05:01:30 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: What day was she born?
Post by: Last Hussar on 01 October 2013, 05:16:50 PM
"I bet  you a drink I can make your boobs jiggle without touching them."
Jiggle jiggle
"Ok, I'll buy you that drink."
Title: Re: What day was she born?
Post by: Techno on 01 October 2013, 05:57:12 PM
 #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o
Was I slow on that one ? !! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: What day was she born?
Post by: sebigboss79 on 01 October 2013, 06:16:15 PM
Quote from: Techno on 01 October 2013, 05:57:12 PM
#-o #-o #-o #-o #-o
Was I slow on that one ? !! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Cheers - Phil

You mean you were slow on boobies?
Such is the life of a married man  :(
Title: Re: What day was she born?
Post by: Steve J on 01 October 2013, 09:08:04 PM
 =O =O =O