During my last medical check up, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way:
"Yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk of about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied. "I'm just a shitty golfer."
Not bad Ferb. ;D ;D ;D
Didn't see the punchline coming. #-o
Cheers - Phil.
:D
Something about golf that's not TERMINALLY BORING...... :D ;)
Well, what's more boring than playing golf? Watching it. :d
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Each to their own gents...
I happen to find the game of golf stimulating both in time spent searching for a small cylindrical object amongst grassy knolls and woodland areas and in terms of money spent on clothing that only blind people would wear...
Other than that golf is a great walk in the countryside wasted.
And that's from a golf fan!
I only wish I could still go out and whack that little white pill around the countryside.....Sigh !! ;)
Cheers - Phil
I must say I've been tempted by the local driving-range where you can take out your frustrations on a whole bucketful of hard white spheres - but as for actually hitting anything...... =) =) =)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 24 May 2013, 07:59:51 AM
I must say I've been tempted by the local driving-range where you can take out your frustrations on a whole bucketful of hard white spheres - but as for actually hitting anything...... =) =) =)
The Caddy? 8)
When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go get it - which is why I play cricket :D
And have dogs. And children.
Who said anything about fetching them? There's a bloke in an armoured tractor out there towing a giant rake that gathers them all in. :)
The thing I used to enjoy most about driving ranges, was aiming at the 100 yard markers with a 1 iron (very low trajectory) and trying to drill the ball through the wood. :d :d :d
Cheers - Phil.
Quotea small cylindrical object
Yeah, I think I see your problem...
Have you tried a spherical object instead?
I think this was Mr Heath-Robinson's original streamlined version.... :D
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 23 May 2013, 02:09:03 PM
Well, what's more boring than playing golf? Watching it. :d
Nothing wrong with Golf. Met my partner because of golf. :x Her Husband was always on the golf course :d :d :d :d :d