A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk
and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
Should advise people to laugh before reading. Avoids embarrassment later.
:-[
I had to read it three times before the penny dropped !!
Hey Ho ! ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Another man damned for doing exactly what a woman tells him too!
More worryingly a man shopping :o :o :o
How will the poor fella ever live down the shame... ;D
Men DO go to shopping. Here in England the premises are called pubs and they sell all kinds of good things a man needs :P
;D
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 06 May 2013, 04:02:21 PM
Men DO go to shopping. Here in England the premises are called pubs and they sell all kinds of good things a man needs :P
My pub doesn't sell 10mm Centurions.
Well thats YOUR pub... 8) :P :o