Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me".
So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.
"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"
His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says: "Pierre,
kiss me lower."
Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom.
"Pierre, what are you doing" she says.
"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre's ear..."Pierre, kiss me lower."
Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her private region. He then grabs a match and lights it on fire.
Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?"
"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
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This cheered me up as I'm having one hell of a sh*tty day courtesy of my Director >:(.
Haven't laughed that hard in ages - thank you... ;D ;D ;D =O =O =O
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You boys ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
;D ;D That was a magnificent one. ;D ;D
He types it better than he tells it...
Hi,
could you translate the jok into French, I do not understand !!!
Is it British humor ?
The French frog.
Its not so much English humour, as English slang phrases that have double meanings.
I'll send you a PM with some details, as frankly its a bit rude!