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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Orcs on 01 May 2013, 09:44:58 AM

Title: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: Orcs on 01 May 2013, 09:44:58 AM
Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me".

So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.

"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"

His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says: "Pierre,
kiss me lower."

Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom.

"Pierre, what are you doing" she says.

"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre's ear..."Pierre, kiss me lower."

Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her private region. He then grabs a match and lights it on fire.

Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?"

"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 01 May 2013, 10:48:34 AM
 ;D ;D ;D =O =O =O :-bd
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: Steve J on 01 May 2013, 11:03:47 AM
 =O =O =O =O =O

This cheered me up as I'm having one hell of a sh*tty day courtesy of my Director >:(.
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: Nosher on 01 May 2013, 01:41:10 PM
Haven't laughed that hard in ages - thank you... ;D ;D ;D =O =O =O
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: Leon on 01 May 2013, 07:32:07 PM
 =O =O =O =O :-bd
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: nikharwood on 01 May 2013, 08:12:23 PM
 :D ;D =O ;D :D
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: Techno on 01 May 2013, 08:39:14 PM
You boys !  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: HPFlashman on 02 May 2013, 04:58:07 PM
 ;D ;D That was a magnificent one. ;D ;D
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: Last Hussar on 05 May 2013, 07:49:09 PM
He types it better than he tells it...
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: BH62 on 07 May 2013, 03:03:30 PM
Hi,
could you translate the jok into French, I do not understand !!!
Is it British humor ?
The French frog.
Title: Re: French Fighter Pilot
Post by: fred. on 07 May 2013, 04:23:56 PM
Its not so much English humour, as English slang phrases that have double meanings.

I'll send you a PM with some details, as frankly its a bit rude!