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Chuck Norris does not buy honey - he is chewing a bee nest.
There is no theory of evolution - just a list of beings Chuck Norris still allows to live.
God said there shall be light. Chuck Norris replied: Say please!
Great pic ;D
I know he's an actor...Heard his name mentioned loads of times....But I can't remember ever seeing a film he was in.
Are they any good ?
Cheers - Phil
If you have seen one you have seen them all, chuck always wins ;D
Are they any good??
To answer that, think of the Rambo movies, but with even poorer acting.
Chuck Norris does not act!
Well..they are Rambo-like thats true enough and most have Vietnam as a topic. Or martial arts of some sort. If you like Action then give it a try. He is a cool dude actually.
Quote from: GordonY on 19 March 2013, 07:28:29 PM
To answer that, think of the Rambo movies, but with even poorer acting.
Oh !........I get the idea. ;)
Cheers - Phil.
No - still can't place him. :D
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this help??
So, I haven't missed anything then.
Good. ;)
Cheers - Phil.
He doesn't always win. Bruce Lee gave him a pasting in Way of the Dragon. They fought in the Colisseum in Rome.
Chad
Quote from: Chad on 20 March 2013, 12:46:49 PM
He doesn't always win. Bruce Lee gave him a pasting in Way of the Dragon. They fought in the Colisseum in Rome.
And the only time Chuck Norris has died in a film.
8)
Quote from: Leon on 20 March 2013, 12:51:43 PM
And the only time Chuck Norris has died in a film. 8)
From what Gordon wrote...It sounds as though he 'died' in all of them ! :D
Cheers - Phil.
No, but his middle name is "death".
Cheers
R
Quote from: Techno on 20 March 2013, 12:54:04 PM
From what Gordon wrote...It sounds as though he 'died' in all of them ! :D
Cheers - Phil.
Hehe, wood can't die... ;)
It can rot though ! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Chuck Norris died last night, good news is he's back at work today
When Chuck Norris falls into water he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he understands is surprise
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse under the chin, it's descendants are known as giraffes
Alcohol has a Chuck Norris problem
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris chases down his echoes and dares them to answer back
The only thing Chuck Norris can't break is Justin Beibers voice ;D
Good topic sebigboss!
Chuck Norris died ten years ago! Death just does not have the balls to tell him.
Chuck Norris is selling his chest hair. Commoners know it as Kevlar.
Chuck Norris is selling his pee. We know it as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares at them until they tell him what he wants to know.
Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door....
Chuck Norris is a legend in World of Warcraft, if more than 5 mins goes by without one of those popping up in general chat than you know that youve been disconnected.
Now....Stop it, the lot of you. ;)
If this keeps up, I'm going to have to borrow/hire/find a dvd/movie with him in it....Just to see how dreadful his acting is !
Personally, from what you've all said, I'd rather not waste my time doing this. :P
Cheers - Phil. ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Techno on 20 March 2013, 02:26:27 PM
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If this keeps up, I'm going to have to borrow/hire/find a dvd/movie with him in it....Just to see how dreadful his acting is !
Personally, from what you've all said, I'd rather not waste my time doing this. :P
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;D
in french, but you'll get the idea just watching at the pics :
http://www.nanarland.com/acteurs/Main.php?id_acteur=chucknorris (http://www.nanarland.com/acteurs/Main.php?id_acteur=chucknorris)
You MUST look at one of his movies. You must... :D
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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I'll see your Chuck Norris...
Great post Lemmey! Christopher Lee really is a force of nature! "Summer is a comin' in, loudly sing cuckoo!". Still raises the hairs on the back of my neck.
Mollinary
Chuck Norris speaks only one language: Roundhouse kicks. Universally understood since 1940.
At first there was nothing, then a roundhouse kick brought order to Chaos.
But it is certainly understood that Christopher Lee is yet another League.
Talk about coincidences.
When I was scrolling through images of the 66mm LAW yesterday....Whose face did I recognize ?
Yes....There was Chuck !
Cheers - Phil.
Chuck was an Airforce MP....I would not want to mess with him....
Chuck Norris makes his mummy check under the bed for Christopher Lee.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 April 2013, 12:18:22 AM
Chuck Norris makes his mummy check under the bed for Christopher Lee.
Why North Korea is f..cked...
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:o ;D ;D ;D
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
CHUCK NORRIS IS A BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE.
He's NEVER responded.
I think he's scared.
I would not want to mess with the last Hussar either :-\
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I always thought the most frightening thing about Chuck Norris was his inability to act. Much prefer Bruce Lee.
The cat acts better than he does here ....
Quote from: fsn on 08 March 2014, 08:19:35 AM
I always thought the most frightening thing about Chuck Norris was his inability to act. Much prefer Bruce Lee.
The cat acts better than he does here ....
His best acting is when Bruce gives him back his jacket ;D