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Title: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: clibinarium on 04 March 2013, 08:22:14 PM
I'm not that fussed about Napoleon myself but this is going to be a big deal:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21652878

Kubrick spent years researching this project and it was his great unmade opus. Spielberg is a good pair of hands for it to fall into. I reckon it will be the definitive screen version of the Emperor. I am sure its years off yet, but I am genuinely excited by this news!
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: Nosher on 04 March 2013, 09:33:31 PM
Could be superb :)

But I cant help wondering if Spielberg will keep to well established 'history' :-\
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: Luddite on 04 March 2013, 10:01:03 PM
He'll set it during WWII, and the Americans will win the Battle of Waterloo.
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 March 2013, 12:09:50 AM
And his version of Kubrick's cinematic style will resemble KFC taking over the Ritz.
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: Nav on 05 March 2013, 02:28:08 AM
like barry lyndon but with old boney  ;D
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: Nosher on 05 March 2013, 07:30:40 AM
Danny Devito as Napoleon

Sly Stallone as the whole of the Old Guard

Sacha Baron Cohen as Murat

Mel Gibson as Ney

Arnie Scwarzenegger as Blucher

Frankie Boyle as Wellington

and Keira Knightly as Josephine (to keep the Nikster happy) ;)
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: Sean Clark on 06 March 2013, 06:26:16 PM
In all seriousness....who do you think will play Napoleon?

I suppose due to stature, Tom Cruise  ;D

Seriousley though...?
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: petercooman on 06 March 2013, 06:54:07 PM
Dunno, the guy who played mini-me in the austin powers series  :P
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: Nosher on 06 March 2013, 08:40:54 PM
Quote from: petercooman on 06 March 2013, 06:54:07 PM
Dunno, the guy who played mini-me in the austin powers series  :P

=O

Vinny Jones perhaps? ;D

Although he'd be too old for the role, I think John Malkovich would have been an ideal candidate... he plays those 'on the edge' quite well.
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: petercooman on 06 March 2013, 09:32:34 PM
Quote from: Nosher on 06 March 2013, 08:40:54 PM

I think John Malkovich would have been an ideal candidate...

Hmm wat about weird al jankovich? Could parody it  ;D
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: nikharwood on 06 March 2013, 10:27:58 PM
Quote from: Nosher on 05 March 2013, 07:30:40 AM
and Keira Knightly as Josephine (to keep the Nikster happy) ;)

Yep - that works for me. But you'd never find me cast as Napoleon in that case...simply can't imagine a world where I would tell la Knightly "not tonight"  ;) :D
Title: Re: Spielberg to develop Kubrick's Napoleon for TV!
Post by: Hertsblue on 07 March 2013, 09:26:26 AM
Didn't he suffer from a bladder infection? That might have slowed him down a bit.  #-o