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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 04 March 2013, 01:17:00 PM

Title: At passport control
Post by: FierceKitty on 04 March 2013, 01:17:00 PM
-- Passport please.
-- Here you are.
-- Grigor Yevteshenko?
-- Yes.
--Russian?
-- Yes, I am.
-- Occupation?
-- No, just a holiday.
Title: Re: At passport control
Post by: Techno on 04 March 2013, 04:09:43 PM
Oh dear....I was bit slow with that one ! :-[
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: At passport control
Post by: FierceKitty on 04 March 2013, 04:29:26 PM
Heard it from a Pole. That primes one a bit.
Title: Re: At passport control
Post by: sebigboss79 on 04 March 2013, 04:31:33 PM
 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: At passport control
Post by: Last Hussar on 06 March 2013, 08:50:09 PM
Sibigboss is grinning because no one has done a 'German' joke yet.
Title: Re: At passport control
Post by: sebigboss79 on 06 March 2013, 11:50:11 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 March 2013, 08:50:09 PM
Sibigboss is grinning because no one has done a 'German' joke yet.

There are no "German" jokes for two reasons:

1: Germans do not have ANY sense of humour we are aware of.  :P
2: They are (sadly) just reports of facts  ;D
Title: Re: At passport control
Post by: FierceKitty on 09 March 2013, 11:20:40 AM
Like the Scots. "It would take a surgical operation to get a joke into a Scotsman's head."

"Wha' I canna understan' is how a surgical operation cuild get a joke into a man's heid."