-- Passport please.
-- Here you are.
-- Grigor Yevteshenko?
-- Yes.
--Russian?
-- Yes, I am.
-- Occupation?
-- No, just a holiday.
Oh dear....I was bit slow with that one ! :-[
Cheers - Phil.
Heard it from a Pole. That primes one a bit.
:D :D :D :D
Sibigboss is grinning because no one has done a 'German' joke yet.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 March 2013, 08:50:09 PM
Sibigboss is grinning because no one has done a 'German' joke yet.
There are no "German" jokes for two reasons:
1: Germans do not have ANY sense of humour we are aware of. :P
2: They are (sadly) just reports of facts ;D
Like the Scots. "It would take a surgical operation to get a joke into a Scotsman's head."
"Wha' I canna understan' is how a surgical operation cuild get a joke into a man's heid."