http://www.scoop.it/t/quite-interesting-news/p/3996070150/man-caught-having-sex-with-horse-in-attempt-to-create-a-centaur
I wonder if he worked for Findus?
Yeah, yeah we believe you...
What's worse is you were sober!
That's like the story of the man that turned up in A&E with a chair leg up his arse and when asked how it got there his reply was "Look here! I have driven thirty five miles with this in there to find a hospital where no-one knows me. please just take it out...!"
Is the horse pressing charges? :D
Nah, he be up against a Romanian lawyer, who'd make mincemeat of him!
Horse-Man baby!! ;D ;D
I reckon he could be centaur jail for a long time
So there I was about to post a 'hoofing' pun, when I thought I'd check the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoofing (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoofing)
:o :o :o :o What the...?!!!! :o :o :o :o ... Mr Tumnus?!
Always knew he was dodgy! :o
So it can't make a centaur.... All my waisted nights! :'(
Quote from: Leon on 11 February 2013, 07:52:03 PM
So there I was about to post a 'hoofing' pun, when I thought I'd check the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoofing (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoofing)
I always known
hoofings (plural) as the bits of hoof that the farrier pares away when he's shoeing one of the b*ggers.
The dogs
love scrumming those down.....Going back indoors, and then barfing them all back up again......I mean
WHY ?
Enjoy your supper. ;)
Cheers - Phil
It'll be a Sagittarius.
Groan !! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.