Mr & Mrs John and Hyacinth Bucket are in the final of Mr & Mrs. John the henpecked hubby has gone first and has somewhat surprisingly answered 3 out of 3 questions correctly. Hyacinth 'Do you know who I am? And its Bouquet NOT Bucket actually!!' (the supposed poshest woman on the housing estate) has answed her first two questions correctly and needs to answer question 3 correctly to take home the Jackpot.
Derek Batey calms the audience and pulls out the final question...
Hyacinth, take your time you are so close to that jackpot and of course getting your hands on the coveted Mr & Mrs Trophy. So, for the big one, can you tell us what John said when we asked "What is the most unusual place you have made love?"
After almost collapsing with public shame and looking the colour of a beetroot, Hyacinth finally plucks up enough composure to utter toward John, "Ooohhhh John! I'm not sure I can say on National TV! What will people think??" John tries to reassure - "Hyacinth Dear! think of the money and what we could do with that kind of windfall? It's fine Dear when I shared the answer with them no-one laughed. It'll be ok!"
"Oh... ok then!" said hyacinth somewhat placated
"Up the bottom...?"