Experts say they have found Richard III in a Leicester car park. Ugly, disfigured and reviled, Leicester is at junction 20 off the M1.
Scientists have been able to date Richard III to c1485. There was a Nokia 3210 buried with him.
King Richard III's curved spine has been found under a Car Park in Leicester. However the search for a spine of any description goes on at the Houses of Parliament.
BREAKING NEWS: Chris Huhne's wife has agreed to pay Richard III's parking fines
Richard III officially announced as the winner of the 1485 National Hide-and-Seek Championship.
Leicester CC now seeking relatives of Richard III to recover the car park charges since 1485.
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That's what comes of selling your kingdom for a horse.
We wouldn't do that in Scotland.
Maybe, a deep-fried horse.
That's an idea for Tesco.
After nearly 528 years the mystery is finally solved. Scientists are able to confirm, following extensive testing and anlaysis using the latest, most sophisticated, techniques, that, "beyond all reasonable doubt", Richard III is - dead - probably. :-\ :o :-\
Mollinary