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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Tommy Atkins on 21 January 2013, 11:57:33 PM

Title: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Tommy Atkins on 21 January 2013, 11:57:33 PM
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said, 'I don't think you understand.   My name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand ...”
Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: nikharwood on 22 January 2013, 12:10:02 AM
 =O :D =O
Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Leon on 22 January 2013, 12:15:29 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Sandinista on 22 January 2013, 07:22:44 AM
 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Techno on 22 January 2013, 07:58:16 AM
 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Nosher on 22 January 2013, 08:54:12 AM
Even more reason to fall in love with 'her'...

Have you seen the way the Kiwi's play their rugby? :-[?

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Hertsblue on 22 January 2013, 10:53:23 AM
 ;D =O ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a hooker
Post by: Orcs on 22 January 2013, 03:31:50 PM


I didn't see that one comming

;D ;D ;D
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