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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Derek H on 17 January 2013, 10:40:23 AM

Title: Hamburgers
Post by: Derek H on 17 January 2013, 10:40:23 AM
If you don't want to risk Tesco's hamburgers  try their meatballs - they're the dog's bollocks.

Despite all the fuss Tesco says that their beef burger sales are remaining stable.

Coming soon -Quarter Pandas

Tesco horseburgers are nice enough, but I prefer my Lidl Pony.

The vegetarian burgers at Tesco have been found to contain traces of UniQuorn.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 17 January 2013, 10:41:58 AM
Newsnight last night was great, concentrating not on 'How did shergar get into the food chain?' But 'Where can we get horse from and does it taste any good!'
;D
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Leman on 17 January 2013, 11:13:36 AM
Someone asked me if I'd like a beefburger. I said nay lad, it gives me the trots!
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Fenton on 17 January 2013, 11:20:22 AM
Can we have a poll


Would you eat horsemeat?

yay or neigh?
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Fenton on 17 January 2013, 11:26:50 AM
Quote from: mad lemmey on 17 January 2013, 10:41:58 AM
Newsnight last night was great, concentrating not on 'How did shergar get into the food chain?' But 'Where can we get horse from and does it taste any good!'
;D
I wonder if this is just a British thing, when I used to go to Italy a lot there were always horse meat sellers in the shopping areas, is it the same in France and Spain ?
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: OldenBUA on 17 January 2013, 11:40:41 AM
Well, I never knew hamburgers were used as hors-d'oevres. You learn something every day!

@Fenton: Horse-meat sausages ('Peerdeworst') is a local delicacy here in Groningen/Netherlands. But definitely not liked by everybody!
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Nosher on 17 January 2013, 11:44:24 AM
Quote from: OldenBUA on 17 January 2013, 11:40:41 AM
Peerdeworst

I'm quite a fan of horsemeat, but what worries me is what is in this stuff above?

:D :D
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: barbarian on 17 January 2013, 11:46:26 AM
Horse-eater here.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: OldenBUA on 17 January 2013, 11:52:52 AM
Quote from: Nosher on 17 January 2013, 11:44:24 AM
I'm quite a fan of horsemeat, but what worries me is what is in this stuff above?

;D

'Worst' is just Dutch for sausage, but luckily the pronounciation is quite different!
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: FierceKitty on 17 January 2013, 01:02:54 PM
Have eaten horse. It was alarmingly tasty.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Leon on 17 January 2013, 01:06:12 PM
Eating horse wouldn't bother me in the slightest, we were on the look out for it last year in Paris actually.  I've had crocodile and kangaroo before, and they were fine.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Malbork on 17 January 2013, 01:58:51 PM
Here in Luxembourg, horse is readily available in many restaurants and I have to say I like it.

I never order it when I'm out with my wife as she has certain scruples, but once in a while yum yum ;)
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: sebigboss79 on 17 January 2013, 03:57:16 PM
Whether you like or eat horse is not the point. The sad fact is that you bought BEEF burgers and not horse.

BTW horse is much healthier has less medicine in it and also more expensive than beef. I see Tesco filing against their clients demanding compensation.... :P
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Techno on 17 January 2013, 04:44:21 PM
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 17 January 2013, 03:57:16 PM
BTW horse is much healthier has less medicine in it and also more expensive than beef. I see Tesco filing against their clients demanding compensation.... :P

In general I would agree that a horse is going to have fewer drugs in its system....But if Mrs Techno's second horse had found its way into the food chain..... after it was collected by the knackerman...... that could have made a number of folk fairly ill, because of the vast quantities of a particular type of painkiller he'd taken in his dotage.
Fine for gee-gees....Poisonous to people.

Cheers - Phil.

Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Sandinista on 17 January 2013, 04:58:15 PM
I heard Tesco's burgers were low in fat but high in shurgar
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Nosher on 17 January 2013, 07:13:27 PM
Quote from: Sandinista on 17 January 2013, 04:58:15 PM
I heard Tesco's burgers were low in fat but high in shurgar

#-o #-o #-o #-o
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: mollinary on 17 January 2013, 07:34:08 PM
And then there is the Viennese specialty of "Pferdeleberkase", which apparently does contain horse meat, but apparently neither liver or cheese!

Mmmmmm!

Mollinary
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Tommy Atkins on 18 January 2013, 01:38:04 AM
Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and..... They're off!.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Techno on 18 January 2013, 06:52:31 AM
Oh good grief ! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Keep 'em coming !
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Hertsblue on 18 January 2013, 09:37:37 AM
Tesco did have a go at selling ostrich burgers at one point. Never tried them, though.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: FierceKitty on 18 January 2013, 09:41:52 AM
Ostrich steak is better than beef any day.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Hertsblue on 18 January 2013, 09:45:54 AM
Yeah, but this is Hertfordshire, FK, not the High Veldt.  :o
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 18 January 2013, 09:50:28 AM
But it's locally sourced in CHESHAM!
http://www.ostrich-products.co.uk/ (http://www.ostrich-products.co.uk/)
There's a llama farm in Tring.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Hertsblue on 18 January 2013, 09:56:22 AM
Doesn't alter traditional British conservatism, Lemmey.  ;)
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 18 January 2013, 10:13:17 AM
Deep fried guinea pig is a national delecacy in Chilie and Peru, no one would do that to mine!



Roasted, with parsnips however...
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Leon on 13 February 2013, 12:15:49 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600738_4233597248483_44399673_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Techno on 13 February 2013, 08:29:32 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Hertsblue on 13 February 2013, 09:38:11 AM
 ;D ;D =O =O ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: FierceKitty on 13 February 2013, 10:09:05 AM
55555555555555!

(for non-Siamese, let me count up to five in Thai: Neung, Sorng, Sahm, See, Hah)
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Techno on 13 February 2013, 11:02:54 AM
I think whoever did that could have 'photoshopped' a slightly more impressive thoroughbred for the 'Finest' one though.  ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: sebigboss79 on 13 February 2013, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Leon on 13 February 2013, 12:15:49 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600738_4233597248483_44399673_n.jpg)

=O =O =O =O =O =O
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Chad on 15 February 2013, 12:06:44 PM
Did you know that Findus Lasagne is an anagram of "fed us slain nag"!  Spooky or what?

Chad
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Chad on 15 February 2013, 12:07:25 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
My lasagne went neigh
And should of went Moo

Chad
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Leon on 15 February 2013, 02:23:56 PM
Quote from: Chad on 15 February 2013, 12:07:25 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
My lasagne went neigh
And should of went Moo

=O
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Techno on 15 February 2013, 03:32:49 PM
I went for a burger the other day.
The man at the counter asked..."Do you want anything on that ?"
I said "Yeah....Fiver each way please."  :D

Or have we had that one already ? :P
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Last Hussar on 16 February 2013, 12:32:53 AM
Why does Findus use so much cheese sause in their lasagne?

To Mascarpone
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: FierceKitty on 16 February 2013, 05:39:10 AM
Horse d'oeuvres, please.
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Ferb on 18 February 2013, 01:22:58 PM
I bought a burger at Tesco's cafe, the waitress said "would you like anything on it?" I replied "a fiver each way ".

I've had it tough lately working on the meat counter at Tesco's.......it feels like I'm flogging a dead horse!

Tesco are giving treble points on your club card for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday. The deal is called - Only Fuels and Horses.

Tesco say they're out of stock on Burgers but they've got a fresh delivery coming in at 10 to 1.

Ferb
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Last Hussar on 18 February 2013, 10:37:44 PM
The most disturbing thing is the fact that Lemmey and I consider the same towns as 'local'
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 18 February 2013, 11:05:31 PM
Not from, here, but when I used to commute through... ;)
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Hertsblue on 19 February 2013, 08:33:31 AM
In some parts of the world a "near neighbour" is anyone living withing 200 miles.  :d
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 19 February 2013, 09:08:51 AM
But this is the heart of true blue littlest little England, where everyone knows your business and the town is so conservative it doesn't have a Conservative Club, it has a Unionist Club!!
Anyone from further than three miles away is a foreigned!
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: Hertsblue on 19 February 2013, 09:13:44 AM
You need to move here to dormitory-town land, where everyone comes from somewhere else and I only learned my next-door neighbour's name six months ago after living beside him for sixteen years.  :(
Title: Re: Hamburgers
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 February 2013, 10:55:40 AM
Quote from: Hertsblue on 19 February 2013, 08:33:31 AM
In some parts of the world a "near neighbour" is anyone living withing 200 miles.  :d
A NEIGHbour, to get back to the topic.