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Title: OMG
Post by: FierceKitty on 12 January 2013, 11:47:10 AM
I have no unpainted figures at present!  :o
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Luddite on 12 January 2013, 12:00:20 PM
You need to buy some more figures immediately FK.  Its a matter of survival.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-z5GFwkwlShk/UHV-FA3yyQI/AAAAAAAAw7g/0M3P0a2gUfk/s1600/funny-pictures-history-not-now-death-im-painting.jpg)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 12 January 2013, 12:04:02 PM
LEON - QUICK SEND HIM A RANDOM FIGURE!  :o
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: FierceKitty on 12 January 2013, 12:39:41 PM
The Reaper has only one fiddle string, I see. The danse macabre must be duller than we recognise.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Hertsblue on 12 January 2013, 12:52:46 PM
You could always play with the ones you have. :)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Kiwidave on 12 January 2013, 12:54:19 PM
Maybe he's playing Bach's Air on the G String?

And FK, you must have something unpainted, otherwise you should be dead....
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Steve J on 12 January 2013, 01:21:49 PM
 :o.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Nosher on 12 January 2013, 03:30:29 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 January 2013, 11:47:10 AM
I have no unpainted figures at present!  :o

Have a look down the back of the sofa... ;D
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Leon on 12 January 2013, 04:52:04 PM
I'd best get those Mahdi camelry sent out then!

:D
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Techno on 12 January 2013, 07:34:50 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 January 2013, 11:47:10 AM
I have no unpainted figures at present!  :o

:o
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: OldenBUA on 12 January 2013, 07:40:33 PM
That's just another ploy to get those Aztecs sculpted isn't it?

You're just hoping that people will go all soft and think 'Ooohh look at that poor kitty with no figures to paint, something must be done!'

It might just work, but be careful, too long without figures to paint and you know what will happen!
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: seano1815 on 13 January 2013, 02:57:09 PM
 :o I can't remember a time when i had nothing to paint (And que the hovis music) been paintin since I were lad and never in all those years has tha table been bare ;) Go on enjoy it unless you go cold turkey I shudder at the thought i'll send you some of mine  ;D
all the best
Sean
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Shecky on 13 January 2013, 03:42:34 PM
I'm not sure what that's like. Surely you have an odd figure or two lying around? Hardly any project is complete which doesn't have a spare part remaining. Did you check the back of the closet in the box you haven't opened in 10 years? That's where I've  found a few odd figures.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Last Hussar on 13 January 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Will you paint some of mine?
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Hertsblue on 13 January 2013, 05:51:12 PM
Quote from: Shecky on 13 January 2013, 03:42:34 PM
I'm not sure what that's like. Surely you have an odd figure or two lying around? Hardly any project is complete which doesn't have a spare part remaining. Did you check the back of the closet in the box you haven't opened in 10 years? That's where I've  found a few odd figures.

Trouble with 10 year old figures is that they tend to be less well sculpted than the current crop.  :'(
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: nikharwood on 13 January 2013, 10:21:43 PM
And there I was, thinking that FK was asking about Arnhem  ;) :D
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: FierceKitty on 13 January 2013, 11:15:33 PM
Me, Nik?
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: nikharwood on 13 January 2013, 11:17:07 PM
Ah yes - true...what was I thinking? :)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Orcs on 15 January 2013, 06:39:06 PM
Quote from: Hertsblue on 13 January 2013, 05:51:12 PM
Trouble with 10 year old figures is that they tend to be less well sculpted than the current crop.  :'(

Its a bit like women really, as they get ito middle age, they are not as well sculpted as the 20 somethings  :d :d
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: petercooman on 15 January 2013, 06:43:07 PM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 15 January 2013, 06:39:06 PM
Its a bit like women really, as they get ito middle age, they are not as well sculpted as the 20 somethings  :d :d



Shhhhhh SWMBO might hear  :P :P :P
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: mollinary on 15 January 2013, 08:25:54 PM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 15 January 2013, 06:39:06 PM
Its a bit like women really, as they get ito middle age, they are not as well sculpted as the 20 somethings  :d :d

. Whereas we men, of course, retain our steel-hard, Greek God like, bronzed, rippling physiques well into our 90s?  Yeh, right!  :d :d

Mollinary
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: petercooman on 15 January 2013, 08:44:04 PM
Well we get grey hair, isn't that enough?  :-\
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Orcs on 16 January 2013, 09:10:57 AM
Quote from: mollinary on 15 January 2013, 08:25:54 PM
. Whereas we men, of course, retain our steel-hard, Greek God like, bronzed, rippling physiques well into our 90s?  Yeh, right!  :d :d

Mollinary

Hard as it may be to believe, I have never had a Greek God like figure.  :)

Neither do i have a a body like the far eastern God Bhudda - I thought I would get that in before anyone else suggested it.

I would also point out that despite finding the sculpting of newer models very attractive  I have absolutetly  no issues with the sculpting of my current partner.


Title: Re: OMG
Post by: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 09:26:05 AM
The Buddha was actually adamant that he wasn't a god. He frequently forbade his followers to worship him. He's also usually represented as a slender man (there's a Buddhist equivalent to the Christian Temptation in the Wilderness). The fat fellow you're thinking of has been conflated with the Chinese Hotei, a god of prosperity who likes being surrounded by laughing children.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 16 January 2013, 09:51:29 AM
The Sri Lankans often portray a young man reclining in contemplation, unless his feet are crossed, in which case he's dead...
http://srilanka.uphero.com/p'naruwa.html (http://srilanka.uphero.com/p'naruwa.html)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Orcs on 16 January 2013, 09:53:51 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 09:26:05 AM
The Buddha was actually adamant that he wasn't a god. He frequently forbade his followers to worship him. He's also usually represented as a slender man (there's a Buddhist equivalent to the Christian Temptation in the Wilderness). The fat fellow you're thinking of has been conflated with the Chinese Hotei, a god of prosperity who likes being surrounded by laughing children.

Thanks for clarifying that FK.  As I wrote it I did seem to remember something like that but I was not certain. Particuarly as overindulgence in food- or anything else does not seem to tie in with the bhuddist beliefs and way of life.

So I have been educated and enlightened today by this forum - Thanks FK.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: barbarian on 16 January 2013, 09:53:59 AM
Quote from: petercooman on 15 January 2013, 08:44:04 PM
Well we get grey hair, isn't that enough?  :-\
When we got any hair left.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 11:08:46 AM
In theory, very abstemious people. In practice, Thais at least never allow their non-attachment to worldly pleasures to get in the way of a six-course meal.
Mmmm, the little lady's doing something tasty with pork, sator beans, galic, and oyster sauce as I type.  :P Aroi makh!
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Hertsblue on 16 January 2013, 11:13:45 AM
I think we've lost him.  :o
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Techno on 16 January 2013, 12:01:36 PM
What is "galic" ?
Some obscure spelling of garlic ? My dictionary obviously isn't up to much. ;)
I ask purely for information.

Cheers - Phil. (Who certainly doesn't have the body of a Greek god....Though I reckon I could perform as a body double for Judge Death. :P)



Title: Re: OMG
Post by: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 12:06:25 PM
My typing is beyond defence!
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Hertsblue on 16 January 2013, 12:07:44 PM
Which fence is that?
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Techno on 16 January 2013, 12:09:05 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

To both previous replies....Now go away...I'm trying to push putty around. :P
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Orcs on 16 January 2013, 12:10:57 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 11:08:46 AM
In theory, very abstemious people. In practice, Thais at least never allow their non-attachment to worldly pleasures to get in the way of a six-course meal.
Mmmm, the little lady's doing something tasty with pork, sator beans, galic, and oyster sauce as I type.  :P Aroi makh!

Thanks !!!!!!  I am just having a very boring cheese and pickle sandwich at work  :( , and you tantalise me with the delghts  your good lady is preparing

Mark
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Leon on 16 January 2013, 12:11:48 PM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 16 January 2013, 12:10:57 PM
... a very boring cheese and pickle sandwich at work ...

Strangely I've got one of those as well.  I've put it in the fridge to warm it up...
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 12:12:30 PM
It's her birthday tomorrow; I suppose I shouldn't go into details of the rum, ginger, and cream cheese cake I've made her.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 12:13:24 PM
If it's any consolation, bread and cheese are both luxury items out this way!
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Orcs on 16 January 2013, 12:30:00 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 12:12:30 PM
It's her birthday tomorrow; I suppose I shouldn't go into details of the rum, ginger, and cream cheese cake I've made her.

No You shouldn't!!!!! >:( ;D
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Orcs on 16 January 2013, 12:31:02 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 January 2013, 12:13:24 PM
If it's any consolation, bread and cheese are both luxury items out this way!

Not its not - unless you wannt to swap your meal  for mine  :)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Last Hussar on 27 January 2013, 02:59:33 PM
To clarify, Just a Few Orcs body is a temple...

namely the Parthenon.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Hertsblue on 28 January 2013, 09:34:33 AM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 January 2013, 02:59:33 PM
To clarify, Just a Few Orcs body is a temple...

namely the Parthenon.

I see, a total ruin perched on a large lump of rock. Yeah, that sounds like mine all right.  :'(
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 28 January 2013, 09:50:48 AM
With bits of him held by a foreign government, in a dusty museum, so the world can look on his splendorousness without them fading or growing tarnished by pollution?
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Last Hussar on 28 January 2013, 08:08:53 PM
Well, he's certainly lost his marbles.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: mollinary on 28 January 2013, 08:45:56 PM
LH,

:-X :-X =D> =D> =D>

Mollinary
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Orcs on 29 January 2013, 10:02:54 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 January 2013, 02:59:33 PM
To clarify, Just a Few Orcs body is a temple...

namely the Parthenon.

I have to most strenuously point out that LH is not qualified to comment on this:-  He is not actually a "proper wargamer". His is of all things a "Skinny Wargamer" ;D ;D
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Orcs on 30 January 2013, 12:05:57 AM
Quote from: mad lemmey on 28 January 2013, 09:50:48 AM
With bits of him held by a foreign government, in a dusty museum, so the world can look on his splendorousness without them fading or growing tarnished by pollution?

I would be perfectly happy for any of the foreign government politicians in the link to hold my marbles in a dusty museum and I quote "look on his splendorousness without them fading"  ;D

http://urbantitan.com/10-most-beautiful-women-in-todays-politics/ (http://urbantitan.com/10-most-beautiful-women-in-todays-politics/)

Perhaps Nik can put them on the  Totty page.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Last Hussar on 30 January 2013, 02:23:37 AM
Sorry, the best we can do is Angela Merkle.  :o
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Orcs on 30 January 2013, 06:55:52 AM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 30 January 2013, 02:23:37 AM
Sorry, the best we can do is Angela Merkle.  :o



The splendorousness has suddenly faded. :(
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: nikharwood on 30 January 2013, 09:06:55 PM
Who cares if their economy is fecked? I'm moving to Greece:

(http://urbantitan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/eva_kaili-fe-mail.gr_.jpg)