There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about their
teenage daughters.
The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I
found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know
she smokes".
The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the
other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really
shocked as I didn't even know she drank."
With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry
about.
I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of
condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a willy."
:o
Ok, "willy" slang for...?
=) :-/ :-w X_X
You seriously asking that?
Totally unrealistic - a man cleaning his daughter's bedroom - I don't think so! :D
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 08 January 2013, 03:23:14 PM
=) :-/ :-w X_X
You seriously asking that?
Of course, english is not my native language.
Oh......I'll say it !
It's one of the many slang words for penis in the English language Phobos.
Willy would be quite a 'polite' word in this context.
I dread to think how many other slang words there are.....And how many more are going to get written down after this, until Leon gets back and starts deleting them all ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Oh, I suspected it :D
Quote from: Techno on 08 January 2013, 05:42:43 PM
Oh......I'll say it !
It's one of the many slang words for penis in the English language Phobos.
Willy would be quite a 'polite' word in this context.
I dread to think how many other slang words there are.....And how many more are going to get written down after this, until Leon gets back and starts deleting them all ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
More likely that he will cmplete our list and significantly expand it...no pun intended.
@Phobos. Same here but come on.....
Quote from: Phobos on 08 January 2013, 05:27:12 PM
Of course, english is not my native language.
That's so good. Love moments in life like that.
Actually, Americans often don't know that word either. And they claim to speak a version of English. More or less.
"Tonker" may be Mr Pratchett's one real contribution to our culture.
Or did he just tweak the word "Todger".
I've often heard that particular euphemism 'changed' to "Tadger" as well.
Maybe they all derive from an old word, with different spellings around the UK ? :-\
Cheers - Phil.
Tadger is a derivitive and diminuative of 'tadpole' - make of that what you will! :P
Could be, but it's a boon to Limerick-writers (rhymes with "bonk 'er"),
It's not just us men that are obsessed with the size, it's women. :P
As my dear old Dad said to me - 'Son, I can't see why women are so fascinated with size. It's not as if they dont all fit now is it?
My own take on it is that its 'not the size that's important, it's the 16 stone behind it...' ;) ;D
A thread that's degenerating faster and faster.
Damn fine show !
Good info Lemmey ! :-bd :-bd
OK then.....Why 'winkle' ?
Cheers - Phil.
That one is obvious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee_Willie_Winkie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee_Willie_Winkie) ;D
Quote from: FierceKitty on 09 January 2013, 05:06:37 AM
Actually, Americans often don't know that word either. And they claim to speak a version of English. More or less.
:o They can speak?
WINKIE .....Yes !
Which is why it got changed to 'WINKLE' ?
What an strange thing our language is.
Cheers - Phil
You missed off "LOUD
IanS
Did I mention my Canadian friends reaction when I told her I had worked with Americans?
"Poor soul..."