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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Orcs on 07 January 2013, 05:59:29 PM

Title: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Orcs on 07 January 2013, 05:59:29 PM
There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman all talking about their

teenage daughters.

The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I

found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know

she smokes".

The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the

other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really

shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry

about.

I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of

condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a willy."

Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Techno on 07 January 2013, 07:49:02 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Phobos on 08 January 2013, 02:45:01 PM
Ok, "willy" slang for...?
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: sebigboss79 on 08 January 2013, 03:23:14 PM
 =) :-/ :-w X_X

You seriously asking that?
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Hertsblue on 08 January 2013, 03:39:40 PM
Totally unrealistic - a man cleaning his daughter's bedroom - I don't think so!  :D
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Phobos on 08 January 2013, 05:27:12 PM
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 08 January 2013, 03:23:14 PM
=) :-/ :-w X_X

You seriously asking that?

Of course, english is not my native language.
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Techno on 08 January 2013, 05:42:43 PM
Oh......I'll say it !
It's one of the many slang words for penis in the English language Phobos.
Willy would be quite a 'polite' word in this context.
I dread to think how many other slang words there are.....And how many more are going to get written down after this, until Leon gets back and starts deleting them all ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Phobos on 08 January 2013, 08:46:18 PM
Oh, I suspected it :D
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: sebigboss79 on 08 January 2013, 09:18:04 PM
Quote from: Techno on 08 January 2013, 05:42:43 PM
Oh......I'll say it !
It's one of the many slang words for penis in the English language Phobos.
Willy would be quite a 'polite' word in this context.
I dread to think how many other slang words there are.....And how many more are going to get written down after this, until Leon gets back and starts deleting them all ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.


More likely that he will cmplete our list and significantly expand it...no pun intended.

@Phobos. Same here but come on.....
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Vulpine on 09 January 2013, 12:02:30 AM
Quote from: Phobos on 08 January 2013, 05:27:12 PM
Of course, english is not my native language.

That's so good. Love moments in life like that.
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: FierceKitty on 09 January 2013, 05:06:37 AM
Actually, Americans often don't know that word either. And they claim to speak a version of English. More or less.
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: FierceKitty on 09 January 2013, 05:07:23 AM
"Tonker" may be Mr Pratchett's one real contribution to our culture.
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Techno on 09 January 2013, 07:02:26 AM
Or did he just tweak the word "Todger".
I've often heard that particular euphemism 'changed' to "Tadger" as well.

Maybe they all derive from an old word, with different spellings around the UK ? :-\
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 09 January 2013, 08:10:35 AM
Tadger is a derivitive and diminuative of 'tadpole' - make of that what you will!  :P
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: FierceKitty on 09 January 2013, 08:16:03 AM
Could be, but it's a boon to Limerick-writers (rhymes with "bonk 'er"),
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Nosher on 09 January 2013, 08:29:51 AM
It's not just us men that are obsessed with the size, it's women.  :P

As my dear old Dad said to me - 'Son, I can't see why women are so fascinated with size. It's not as if they dont all fit now is it?

My own take on it is that its 'not the size that's important, it's the 16 stone behind it...' ;) ;D
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Techno on 09 January 2013, 10:36:10 AM
A thread that's degenerating faster and faster.
Damn fine show !

Good info Lemmey ! :-bd :-bd
OK then.....Why 'winkle' ?
Cheers - Phil.


Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 09 January 2013, 12:07:46 PM
That one is obvious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee_Willie_Winkie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee_Willie_Winkie)  ;D
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: sebigboss79 on 09 January 2013, 01:13:15 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 09 January 2013, 05:06:37 AM
Actually, Americans often don't know that word either. And they claim to speak a version of English. More or less.

:o They can speak?
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Techno on 09 January 2013, 01:15:05 PM
WINKIE .....Yes !
Which is why it got changed to 'WINKLE' ?
What an strange thing our language is.
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: FierceKitty on 09 January 2013, 01:54:16 PM
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 09 January 2013, 01:13:15 PM
:o They can speak?
ENDLESSLY. Trust me on this!
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 09 January 2013, 04:11:03 PM
You missed off "LOUD

IanS
Title: Re: Teenage Daughters
Post by: sebigboss79 on 10 January 2013, 10:17:50 AM
Did I mention my Canadian friends reaction when I told her I had worked with Americans?

"Poor soul..."