Tom's scrotum
The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife........
Tom's scrotum
The Best Story of the Year:
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirm uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
=O =O =O =O =O
But that reminds me of the time (SO long ago) when I was young enough to play footy (or kissball, as Nosher would class it)...
Some muscle at the very top of my thigh 'felt wrong', after a game
So I sprayed the top of my leg liberally with Ralgex.
Did I screen my 'naughty bits' ?
Nope.
Don't try this at home children....It's not fun ! ;) ;D
Cheers - Phil
Original Hot Pants Phil?
;)
Chad
Nah.
The original hotpants is ralgex deliberately sprayed in a team mates jock strap before a game of rugby... ;)
Those were the days Nosher.
:)
If you ever want to see your 'two veg' have a complete life of their own....and 'bounce' up and down....
You'll need to wash them with LOTS of cold water and soap before they stop bouncing !
It's funny now.... But it wasn't at the time ! ;D
Cheers - Phil
Phil
The mental image of that is mind boggling! :D
Chad
Never make love shortly after cooking with chillies. It was funny afterwards.
Aftershave is no joke either. :-[ :'(
Sorry. Another mental image best not thinking about.