I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."
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At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us,
"Always try to keep the number Of landings you make
Equal to the number of take Offs you make."
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, ! by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn Of a new error.
Some really excellent ones there 'Orcs'...
I especially agree with the one about glasses ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
:D :D :D
;D ;D Yep, the glasses one hits home !
Old age is trying to find your glasses whilst wearing them.
The glaases sounds just like my wife!
;D ;D