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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Chad on 12 September 2012, 12:22:08 PM

Title: Happy marriage?
Post by: Chad on 12 September 2012, 12:22:08 PM

My wife was screaming at me:   "Leave!!  Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied

"What? So now you want me to stay?"
Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: FierceKitty on 12 September 2012, 12:29:16 PM
Do you really hate women, or did you just read too much Andy Capp at an impressionable age?
Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: Luddite on 12 September 2012, 05:36:39 PM
Laugh?  I nearly started...

Only I didn't.

Humour, it would seem, is very much like beauty.
Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: Chad on 12 September 2012, 07:03:23 PM
Don't shoot the messenger. I only post what gets sent to me.

If you're going to get personal I won't bother in future. #-o
Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: Nosher on 12 September 2012, 07:10:54 PM
If political correctness had its way Chad the world would be a dreary, humourless place ;)
Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: Luddite on 12 September 2012, 10:38:23 PM
Whereas the vitriol above was a barrel of laughs?
Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: Chad on 13 September 2012, 08:23:44 AM
Luddite

Did I say that?

As I said, I forward what I receive. If you or FK don't find it amusing so be it. If nobody else finds it amusing fine.

My previous note, was in response to FK's question as to whether I really hate women. I did not find that a particularly friendly response.

Here endeth all posts from me on this section of the forum. You and FK can be assured that you will no longer be offended by any further 'amusing' (or not as the case may be)
posts from me.


Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: Luddite on 13 September 2012, 10:28:36 AM
Fair enough Chad, if that's the way you feel.

But seriously did you really find what seems to be basically a very nasty situation in which once person wishes a painful death on another, as expressed by your 'joke', funny?

Particularly on a friendly, light-hearted wargames forum open to public view, in which some forum members may have been through difficult divorces.

QuoteMy previous note, was in response to FK's question as to whether I really hate women.  I did not find that a particularly friendly response.

I for one didn't find you 'joke' at all friendly, and rather viciously unpleasant actually, so you taking offence when people point that out seems a somewhat churlish reaction to me.

Particularly after your posting of a litany of other rather unpleasant 'funny jokes'.

Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: Orcs on 13 September 2012, 07:47:25 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 September 2012, 12:29:16 PM
Do you really hate women, or did you just read too much Andy Capp at an impressionable age?

No he has obviously met my Ex  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: SimonF on 14 September 2012, 10:26:35 AM
Well I thought it was funny.............
Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: Sandinista on 14 September 2012, 10:30:40 AM
So if you know someone has posted " a litany of other rather unpleasant 'funny jokes" do you open the posts just to get offended? If you know you will be upset why bother opening the post?
Title: Re: Happy marriage?
Post by: Luddite on 14 September 2012, 10:59:59 AM
I live in hope mate.  And take an interest in everything people say here.

You're right though.  
I'll just stay off commenting on Chad's jokes.