Anyone notice that Leon's hit full General - presumably on 7,000 posts? Which means he'll probably get Field Marshal at about 10,000.
What happens when he's been an FM for a while, does he revert to cadet and start all over again? Or do we switch to naval ranks? @-)
No, he retires then is wheeled onto BBC Breakfast to give his opinion on wargames.
=O =O =O =O =O =O =O =O =O =O 8-}
=O =O
NICE one !
He have to learn Estuary first.......
IanS :D
Grand Moff Leon.... :D
Quote from: Last Hussar on 12 August 2012, 11:20:19 AM
No, he retires then is wheeled onto BBC Breakfast to give his opinion on wargames.
But Field Marshals
never retire.
And what is this BBC Breakfast of which you speak? There's no such time of day, is there? I-) (:| (:|
I reckon I should get posted off to some quiet island where I can oversee the training of the 1st Women's Topless Brigade... 8-> =P~
Quote from: Leon on 13 August 2012, 03:46:51 PM
I reckon I should get posted off to some quiet island where I can oversee the training of the 1st Women's Topless Brigade... 8-> =P~
Screenshot saved for further reference. :D
And: Pics or it didn't happen :D
Why do you just want pics of some bazookas?
Actually more interested in the exercise Leon creates for the ladies.
Maybe they can assemble the trade stand faster than he does....
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 13 August 2012, 06:42:01 PM
Actually more interested in the exercise Leon creates for the ladies.
They will need thorough training in how to get things off the bottom shelf... followed by star jumps! :-\ :D
Official Pendraken uniform
Men
XXXL T shirt
Baggy Jeans
Women
Push up Bra
Thong
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 August 2012, 09:41:33 PM
Official Pendraken uniform
Women
Push up Bra
Thong
Are we going to allow them to wear that much !!!!!!!!
I can see he's not going to have much time to enjoy his retirement before total exhaustion sets in. I-) I-) I-)
Quote from: Leon on 13 August 2012, 07:08:04 PM
They will need thorough training in how to get things off the bottom shelf... followed by star jumps! :-\ :D
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, ....... :d
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 14 August 2012, 10:26:39 AM
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, ....... :d
That's how big girls get black eyes. ;D
Quote from: Hertsblue on 15 August 2012, 09:24:39 AM
That's how big girls get black eyes. ;D
:-\
@-) @-) @-) @-) @-) @-) @-)
:-bd 8->
Leon
How do i get to 7,000 posts :-\
Dave
Quote from: Dave on 15 August 2012, 10:12:14 PM
Leon
How do i get to 7,000 posts :-\
Dave
Post loads of nonsense like the rest of us...! :D
Come on Dave...Only another 14 posts 'til your first promotion ! ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Dave on 15 August 2012, 10:12:14 PM
Leon
How do i get to 7,000 posts :-\
Dave
Semi naked ladies on the Totty Thread is the traditional way.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 August 2012, 04:58:32 PM
Semi naked ladies on the Totty Thread is the traditional way.
Dave - he's right y'know... :D
In fact Nik is only a Major General because the programme can't handle the title Lord God Pope Marshall of the Universe.
With out the Totty thread he would be a Lance Corporal.
To quote the Goons: "Congratulations on becoming a corporal". "Why? This morning I was a brigadier..." :O) 8-}
Quote from: Last Hussar on 17 August 2012, 01:18:45 AM
In fact Nik is only a Major General because the programme can't handle the title Lord God Pope Marshall of the Universe.
With out the Totty thread he would be a Lance Corporal.
=O ;D =O
I hate officers:-)
:o
But they're SO nice !....At least all the ones here are. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Hang on, we don't actually have any "other ranks" here. This is effectively an officers' club. Er, another pink gin here, steward! :D
A twist of lemming sir ? :D
I'll have mine grated steward!
I trust that is the Lemming you are referring to Lemmy! :o :o :o
Mollinary
Why of course, would never treat a lime like that!
Is that grated lemming or grated lemmey? Either sounds a bit brutal. :o
Who ordered the Mallard Fizz ?
That was poultry!
The things people will do just to inflate the number of their postings!
Having met Leon for the first time yesterday, I must say he doesn't look old enough to be in the Mess, let alone have so many posts.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 10 September 2012, 01:58:55 PM
The things people will do just to inflate the number of their postings!
Totally agree FK....Some people have no shame ! :-[ ;)
Shocking, isn't it?
Isn't grating mines a rather dangerous occupation for stewards? Or is it "yours" that you are asking to be grated Lemmey (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)?
Mollinary
Quote from: Last Hussar on 10 September 2012, 02:45:35 PM
Having met Leon for the first time yesterday, I must say he doesn't look old enough to be in the Mess, let alone have so many posts.
I think there is a portrait in the attic myself!
and no one is putting me near a grater, no matter what thread count they need!
Quote from: FierceKitty on 10 September 2012, 04:08:39 PM
Shocking, isn't it?
Absolutely appalling !
Goodness knows why we put up with it !
Cheers - Phil.
And some of up just keep posting to keep ahead of Techno! :P
I'll post a photo tomorrow, to make up for it then. ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
"I think there is a portrait in the attic myself!"
In that case Leon might have just boobed by moving. :o
unless of course he actually cleared the attic himself.
Quote from: mad lemmey on 10 September 2012, 07:13:48 PM
And some of up just keep posting to keep ahead of Techno! :P
Yeah, I remember him when he was just a sprog designer. Or is that a designing sprog? :-B
Don't think I've ever designed a sprog. :-\
I'll see if I can talk Leon into releasing a range of them, if they'd be popular.. ;) :D
Cheers - Phil.
Bonkers, the lot of you 8-} <:-P 8-}
Deep and meaningful post.
Honest
Quote from: nikharwood on 11 September 2012, 09:34:59 PM
Bonkers, the lot of you 8-} <:-P 8-}
:o
Probably why I feel so at home here. ;) ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 11 September 2012, 10:31:41 AM
Don't think I've ever designed a sprog. :-\
I'll see if I can talk Leon into releasing a range of them, if they'd be popular.. ;) :D
Cheers - Phil.
I see sprogs as sort of hairy and sullen, carrying a primitive club with a few nails sticking out of it. The tribe would have a few specialists, of course, like the treasurer (the Spending Sprog), the clan Casanova (the many-sproggled thing), the EU representative (the Brussels sprog), the scapegoat (give a sprog a bad name and hang him), etc.
Either that, or they're greasy and gritty shock-absorbers about the track of the PzKpw mk. VII (Anglicised from Sprogchen, which should have an umlaut that I know not how to type here). Also in colloquial Bavarian, as in "i' bin ganz gesproggen, Hauptmann!".
I'm gibbering. Stop reading this post.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 September 2012, 06:16:51 AM
I'm gibbering. Stop reading this post.
You are 8-}
I did ;D
I seem to remember us calling 'kids' or new 'recruits' sprogs at one stage?
Quote from: Nosher on 12 September 2012, 07:52:49 AM
You are 8-}
I did ;D
I seem to remember us calling 'kids' or new 'recruits' sprogs at one stage?
Mm, I remember that appellation too.
Quote from: Nosher on 12 September 2012, 07:52:49 AM
I seem to remember us calling 'kids' or new 'recruits' sprogs at one stage?
That was the sense in which I used it - or nonsense - or what you will.... :O)
Quote from: Techno on 11 September 2012, 10:31:41 AM
Don't think I've ever designed a sprog. :-\
I'll see if I can talk Leon into releasing a range of them, if they'd be popular.. ;) :D
Cheers - Phil.
They certainly appear to be popular, there's loads of 'em about.
Perhaps not as popular as the sort of 'design work' needed to produce a sprog...