For all the Fawning onion-eyed varlots out there :o
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html? (http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?)
Why, thou warped bat-fowling mumble-news!
Hence rotten thing! Or I shall shake thy bones out of thy garments.
Thou crusty botch of nature !
(I like this link ! :-bd)
Cheers - Phil.
If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases.
Love it! 8)
"Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon! "
Now I understand why Shakespeare is thought of as the greatest writer in the English language.
I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!
I will use that next time my opponent saves all his hits :P
Thou gorbellied earth-vexing giglet!
Dunnon what it means, but he sure means business. ;D
Thou mammering rough-hewn bugbear!
Like it... 8)
This could become addictive: combining two is fun as well
Drop into the rotten mouth of death, Idol of idiot-worshippers!
Mollinary
Thou fusty clapper-clawed clack-dish!
Quote from: nikharwood on 30 June 2012, 11:40:12 AM
... mammering rough-hewn bugbear!
Is this the fantasy requests forum?
Quote from: mollinary on 30 June 2012, 12:44:40 PM
This could become addictive:
Mollinary
I reckon you're right M...This link's a belter !
Cheers - Phil.
=O
"Thou paunchy malmsey-nosed bum-bailey!"
"Thou spongy whoreson varlot!"
"Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side."
:D
Are we quoting what comes up? OK...i got:
You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!
;D
Personally i've always rather liked Flastaff's monologue in Act II of Henry V, where he lists his faults, knowing that he is bad company, and implores Prince Harry not to forsake him when he becomes king:
If sack and sugar be a fault, God help the wicked.
If to be old and merry be a sin, then many an old host that I know is damned.
If to be fat be to be hated, then Pharaoh’s lean kine are to be loved.
No, my good lord, banish Peto, banish Bardolph, banish Poins, but for sweet Jack Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff, valiant Jack Falstaff, and therefore more valiant being, as he is, old Jack Falstaff,
Banish not him from thy Harry’s company.
Banish plump Jack, and banish all the world.
I've always rather identified with that. :)
Nosher
In a modern version Falstaff's speech could quite easily be followed by:
'Know what I mean, 'Arry?'
:D
Chad,
Modern????? How long ago is it since the great Harry Carpenter ( R.I.P) stopped commenting on boxing??
I think we may be of a certain generation, but it ain't modern no more, mate!
Mollinary
Romeo and Juliet And 'Arry, with Big Frank as Juliet was from Comic Relief - so '84ish
Gosh, I feel old.
Would there be an aside from the stage of ' Brut...Splash it all over!'
Gordon Bennett! Is there anyone under 50 on this forum? :o
Mollinary
Not me ! ;)
Nor me, for many a year!
*ahem* 38!
:P
I'm not scanning that!
Here are the detail:
Name: Mad Lemmey
Date of Birth: 3/10/1973,
Place of Birth: John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford,
Father: Morris Traveller - Assembly line foreman.
Mother: Cordellia Lear - Secretary.
:P
I dunno....The youth of today ! :P
What d'you say???
I actually thought you said your dad was a Morris Traveller!
Quote from: mollinary on 10 August 2012, 04:39:13 PM
Gordon Bennett! Is there anyone under 50 on this forum? :o
Mollinary
Yep - by a way...41 over here <)
Fifty? I can't remember that far back. :'(
I'm under 50!
Just!
35
and I liken this forum to entering the teachers staff room ;)
;D
30.
By the way, I cannot understand Shakespearian language.
Quote from: Matt of Munslow on 10 August 2012, 10:47:28 PM
35
and I liken this forum to entering the teachers staff room ;)
We'll be in deep poo if we ever get inspected by Ofsted. ;)
Quote from: barbarian on 11 August 2012, 12:52:54 AM
30.
By the way, I cannot understand Shakespearian language.
It's just English.
FK - he's 30 and a barbarian............... :)
Quote from: robert on 11 August 2012, 06:59:41 AM
FK - he's 30 and a barbarian............... :)
Shakespeare was 30 and a barbarian once too.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 07:18:13 AM
Shakespeare was 30 and a barbarian once too.
Yeah, I've seen a photo of him wearing the rugby shirt. :o
Damn good fly-half, as I remember.
Couldn't hold his sack and sugar, however.
Quote from: barbarian on 11 August 2012, 12:52:54 AM
30.
By the way, I cannot understand Shakespearian language.
Do you not speak English?
I'm french. ;)
Thou, art and so on aren't in my (poor) vocabulary.
;)
You speak and type better English than a lot of others mon ami ! ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Mon Dieu!
30, barbaric and French all at the same time - a heavy burden!
52 going on 17