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Title: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: goat major on 30 June 2012, 08:38:33 AM
For all the  Fawning onion-eyed varlots out there  :o

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html? (http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: fred. on 30 June 2012, 08:59:20 AM
Why, thou warped bat-fowling mumble-news!
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Ben Waterhouse on 30 June 2012, 09:01:36 AM
Hence rotten thing! Or I shall shake thy bones out of thy garments.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Techno on 30 June 2012, 09:21:22 AM
Thou crusty botch of nature !
(I like this link ! :-bd)
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 30 June 2012, 09:29:55 AM
If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases.

Love it!  8)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Ferb on 30 June 2012, 10:00:17 AM
"Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon! "

Now I understand why Shakespeare is thought of as the greatest writer in the English language.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Sandinista on 30 June 2012, 10:06:09 AM
I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

I will use that next time my opponent saves all his hits  :P
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Hertsblue on 30 June 2012, 10:38:04 AM
Thou gorbellied earth-vexing giglet!

Dunnon what it means, but he sure means business.  ;D
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: nikharwood on 30 June 2012, 11:40:12 AM
Thou mammering rough-hewn bugbear!

Like it... 8)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: mollinary on 30 June 2012, 12:44:40 PM
This could become addictive:  combining two is fun as well

Drop into the rotten mouth of death, Idol of idiot-worshippers!

Mollinary
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: mijalo on 30 June 2012, 01:13:57 PM
Thou fusty clapper-clawed clack-dish!
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: lentulus on 30 June 2012, 01:24:35 PM
Quote from: nikharwood on 30 June 2012, 11:40:12 AM
... mammering rough-hewn bugbear!

Is this the fantasy requests forum?
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Techno on 30 June 2012, 01:28:32 PM
Quote from: mollinary on 30 June 2012, 12:44:40 PM
This could become addictive: 
Mollinary

I reckon you're right M...This link's a belter !
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Leon on 30 June 2012, 02:03:14 PM
 =O

"Thou paunchy malmsey-nosed bum-bailey!"

"Thou spongy whoreson varlot!"

"Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side."

:D
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Luddite on 30 June 2012, 02:41:14 PM
Are we quoting what comes up?  OK...i got:

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

;D

Personally i've always rather liked Flastaff's monologue in Act II of Henry V, where he lists his faults, knowing that he is bad company, and implores Prince Harry not to forsake him when he becomes king:

If sack and sugar be a fault, God help the wicked.
If to be old and merry be a sin, then many an old host that I know is damned.
If to be fat be to be hated, then Pharaoh’s lean kine are to be loved.
No, my good lord, banish Peto, banish Bardolph, banish Poins, but for sweet Jack Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff, valiant Jack Falstaff, and therefore more valiant being, as he is,    old Jack Falstaff,
Banish not him from thy Harry’s company.
Banish plump Jack, and banish all the world.

I've always rather identified with that.   :)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Chad on 30 June 2012, 02:45:52 PM
Nosher

In a modern version Falstaff's speech could quite easily be followed by:

'Know what I mean, 'Arry?'

:D
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: mollinary on 30 June 2012, 04:20:19 PM
Chad,

Modern?????  How long ago is it since the great Harry Carpenter ( R.I.P) stopped commenting on boxing??

I think we may be of a certain generation, but it ain't modern no more, mate!

Mollinary
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Last Hussar on 08 August 2012, 10:25:02 AM
Romeo and Juliet And 'Arry, with Big Frank as Juliet was from Comic Relief - so '84ish

Gosh, I feel old.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Fenton on 10 August 2012, 03:47:57 PM
Would there be an aside from the stage of ' Brut...Splash it all over!'
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: mollinary on 10 August 2012, 04:39:13 PM
Gordon Bennett!  Is there anyone under 50 on this forum? :o

Mollinary
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Techno on 10 August 2012, 04:43:32 PM
Not me ! ;)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: mollinary on 10 August 2012, 04:47:33 PM
Nor me, for many a year!
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 10 August 2012, 05:13:42 PM
*ahem* 38!
:P
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 10 August 2012, 05:23:23 PM
Quote from: mad lemmey on 10 August 2012, 05:13:42 PM
*ahem* 38!
:P

Birth Certifiacte plze.......

IanS
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 10 August 2012, 05:46:00 PM
I'm not scanning that!
Here are the detail:
Name: Mad Lemmey
Date of Birth: 3/10/1973,
Place of Birth:  John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford,
Father: Morris Traveller - Assembly line foreman.
Mother: Cordellia Lear - Secretary.
:P
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Techno on 10 August 2012, 06:02:07 PM
I dunno....The youth of today ! :P
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: mollinary on 10 August 2012, 06:35:44 PM
What d'you say???
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Fenton on 10 August 2012, 08:26:54 PM
I actually thought you said your dad was a Morris Traveller!
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: nikharwood on 10 August 2012, 10:33:19 PM
Quote from: mollinary on 10 August 2012, 04:39:13 PM
Gordon Bennett!  Is there anyone under 50 on this forum? :o

Mollinary

Yep - by a way...41 over here  <)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Hertsblue on 10 August 2012, 10:41:49 PM
Fifty? I can't remember that far back.  :'(
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: republic of tolworth on 10 August 2012, 10:44:02 PM
I'm under 50!















Just!
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Matt J on 10 August 2012, 10:47:28 PM
35

and I liken this forum to entering the teachers staff room  ;)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: republic of tolworth on 10 August 2012, 11:28:10 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: barbarian on 11 August 2012, 12:52:54 AM
30.

By the way, I cannot understand Shakespearian language.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Techno on 11 August 2012, 05:51:43 AM
Quote from: Matt of Munslow on 10 August 2012, 10:47:28 PM
35

and I liken this forum to entering the teachers staff room  ;)

We'll be in deep poo if we ever get inspected by Ofsted. ;)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 05:57:32 AM
Quote from: barbarian on 11 August 2012, 12:52:54 AM
30.

By the way, I cannot understand Shakespearian language.
It's just English.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: robert on 11 August 2012, 06:59:41 AM
FK - he's 30 and a barbarian............... :)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 07:18:13 AM
Quote from: robert on 11 August 2012, 06:59:41 AM
FK - he's 30 and a barbarian............... :)
Shakespeare was 30 and a barbarian once too.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: nikharwood on 11 August 2012, 08:36:07 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 07:18:13 AM
Shakespeare was 30 and a barbarian once too.

:D
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Hertsblue on 11 August 2012, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 07:18:13 AM
Shakespeare was 30 and a barbarian once too.

Yeah, I've seen a photo of him wearing the rugby shirt.  :o
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Techno on 11 August 2012, 12:03:21 PM
Damn good fly-half, as I remember.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 12:10:41 PM
Couldn't hold his sack and sugar, however.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Luddite on 11 August 2012, 12:28:38 PM
Quote from: barbarian on 11 August 2012, 12:52:54 AM
30.

By the way, I cannot understand Shakespearian language.

Do you not speak English?  
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: barbarian on 11 August 2012, 01:43:03 PM
I'm french. ;)
Thou, art and so on aren't in my (poor) vocabulary.
;)
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Techno on 11 August 2012, 01:51:50 PM
You speak and type better English than a lot of others mon ami ! ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: robert on 11 August 2012, 02:06:18 PM
Mon Dieu!

30, barbaric and French all at the same time - a heavy burden!
Title: Re: Shakespearean insult generator
Post by: Ben Waterhouse on 11 August 2012, 08:21:36 PM
52 going on 17