Your Worshipfulness, we have run out of girls names for tropical cyclones.
(EM) Have you tried Debbie?
Why no. We haven't.
(EM) Then be about it. What could go wrong?
Done
Er, cyclone Debbie appears to be heading for Dallas?
http://lubbockonline.com/filed-online/2012-06-23/tropical-storm-force-winds-forming-gulf-mexico-oil-natural-gas-rig-and#.T-mdeRfOylA (http://lubbockonline.com/filed-online/2012-06-23/tropical-storm-force-winds-forming-gulf-mexico-oil-natural-gas-rig-and#.T-mdeRfOylA)
(EM) MWAAAAAAAHA
How many avalanches do they get in Lubbock? :d