An elderly couple from England go on a fly/drive holiday to the states. After a long drive they stop at a petrol station. An elderly man comes out and asks what they would like:
Husband: Please can you fill her up with petrol.
US: Sure thing, but here in the US we call it gas.
Wife: Wot did he say?
Husband: Here in the US they call petrol - gas.
US: Anything else sir?
Husband: Can you look under the bonnet and check the oil please?
US: Sure thing sir, but here in the US we call it the hood.
Wife: Wot did he say?
Huband: Here in the US they call the bonnet - the hood.
US: Anything else sir?
Husband: Please can you check the spare tyre in the boot?
US: Sure thing, but here in the US we call it the trunk.
Wife: Wot did he say?
Husband: Here in the US they call the boot - the trunk.
Having completed the work the Service attendant asks if they are from England?
Husband: Yes, we are from Cambridge.
US: Hey, I know Cambridge, I was stationed there during the war. Mind you had the worst sex ever there.
Wife: Wot did he say?
Husband: He thinks he met you during the war.
As Homer would say...."Doh...It just gets worse and worse !"... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
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