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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Chad on 12 June 2012, 03:06:24 PM

Title: Courses for men only
Post by: Chad on 12 June 2012, 03:06:24 PM
WICOE(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOSTReal life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

Send this on to all women who may need a laugh and to guys who you think can handle the truth
Title: Re: Courses for men only
Post by: Ferb on 12 June 2012, 03:22:10 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sad but true
Title: Re: Courses for men only
Post by: Hertsblue on 13 June 2012, 10:45:32 AM
 ;D ;D ;D

I keep telling her - I don't do looking for things.  :D
Title: Re: Courses for men only
Post by: kustenjaeger on 16 June 2012, 10:14:18 AM
Greetings

Very good - made my wife demand a copy for the school staff room and to try and persuade our daughter to put it up in her room :-)

Regards

Edward