An Essex girl goes into her local Ford dealer and asks for a seven hundred and ten. The mechanics looked at each other, puzzled and one asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one."
The mechanic gave the her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
The mechanic scratched his head still puzzled and then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car ?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there (http://www.thoseemails.co.uk/jokes/jokes710.htm)"
;D ;D ;D.
Heard it before Ferb, but it's still quite a good one when you know the answer.
Cheers - Phil.
Subtle, Ferb, very subtle. ;D But I can't laugh too loudly - my wife is an Essex girl.... :(