She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Cruel, but very funny. ;D ;D ;D
Doesn't this woman know that soft boiled eggs can be dangerous to your health ?
And what sized eggs are we talking about ?....Quails, chickens, ostrich ?...I think we should be told ! ;)
Nice one again Ferb ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Good one, hee hee ;D
Cruel but true :o
I don't really get it.
What's with the egg timer again? Does it take up the same time to cook eggs as to have ***?
At my age they would be barely cooked ;).
There aren't any prizes for coming second :-[
Where's a womans g-spot? Who cares
How do you make a woman orgasm? Who cares/What women orgasm?
For a man there is no such thing as premature ejaculation. For us it's right on time.