The Mrs came into the lounge Sunday afternoon and says "Fancy an afternoon of passionate sex?"
I said, "After the football love"
She said, "You do realise that you can record it?"
I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes".
=O
;D ;D ;D ;D
;D =O ;D
How does the English race continue to exist? Darwinism is dead against it.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 15 May 2012, 11:41:20 PM
How does the English race continue to exist? Darwinism is dead against it.
Copious amounts of alcohol and loose morals!
:o... ;D ;D ;D Why??? What??? *Sputters* *Cough* =O
Quote from: FierceKitty on 15 May 2012, 11:41:20 PM
How does the English race continue to exist? Darwinism is dead against it.
'Cos we've got a very weird sense of humour ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 16 May 2012, 06:50:43 AM
'Cos we've got a very weird sense of humour ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
If the Carry On series has any survival value for transmission of genetic material, I have yet to see it.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 May 2012, 07:12:52 AM
If the Carry On series has any survival value for transmission of genetic material, I have yet to see it.
Its main star was South African. :D
Quote from: Hertsblue on 16 May 2012, 08:00:36 AM
Its main star was South African. :D
Well, we exist because we've got a long and ugly history of worrying about our genetic purity, you know.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 May 2012, 07:12:52 AM
If the Carry On series has any survival value for transmission of genetic material, I have yet to see it.
Totally agree.That's not humour....Or weird...Just complete and utter Cr*p !.....At absolute best they could be described as well past their sell by date....Which was probably around....I dunno....Pick a date over a thousand (?) years ago. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Well, it is called 'Carry On', so what did you expect?
Quote from: Techno on 16 May 2012, 10:36:26 AM
Totally agree.
That's not humour....Or weird...Just complete and utter Cr*p !.....At absolute best they could be described as well past their sell by date....Which was probably around....I dunno....Pick a date over a thousand (?) years ago. ;)
Cheers - Phil
"Infamy Infamy, they've all got it informe"
Wait, did this conversation actually happen??? :P
As a German I could say something about "Oktoberfest" and "Dirndl" but wait...I am married to a british.... :-\