18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off. Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
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VERY good ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers- Phil
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Outstanding! =O
;D ;D ;D If only it could all be reset by yanking the plug! ;)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 25 April 2012, 08:44:17 PM
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off. Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
I intstalled Mistress 2004 and indeed when detected by Wife 1.0 id did delete my money before uninstalling itself. However it did have the benefit of also uninstalling the Mother-In-Law pop up and Things to do round the house 2.0. :D
I have found Mistress 2004 to be very good value as it comes with Sunday Lie in 1.0 and MoreSexPlus 1.0. So all in all I think it was a good move
Three guys, tax consultant, a lawyer, and an actuary, are sitting in a bar discussing the pros and cons of marriage.
Tax consultant: Marriage is great! Sex and company, support around the clock, and the tax benefits! I claim her and the kids as dependents, I can tranfer assets into her name at awkward times, and they qualify for education and medical allowances.
Lawyer: Marriage is the devil's work. My ex got the house, the car, the boat, and the van Gogh, I pay a bomb in alimony, I see my kids once every six weeks, and I lost half my friends in the divorce. Have a mistress; it's better in every way.
Actuary (smugly): Well, I've got the best of both worlds. I have a wife and a mistress. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my mistress. When I'm not with my mistress, she thinks I'm with my wife. That way, I get to spend more time at the office.
Like that one too FK ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: FierceKitty on 27 April 2012, 12:37:55 AM
Actuary (smugly): Well, I've got the best of both worlds. I have a wife and a mistress. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my mistress. When I'm not with my mistress, she thinks I'm with my wife. That way, I get to spend more time at the office.
So true! I've known a couple of actuaries - and one of them was a wargamer. Need I say more? :D