Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning. "windows frozen".
Husband texts back. "pour some lukewar water over it".
Wife texts back. " computer comletely buggered now".
;D :D ;D
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;D ;D
The better half groaned when I told her that one. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Phil
On bread and water for a few days? ;)
Chad
Waddaya mean....Bread and water ! :P
SWMBO broke her wrist about a month ago....So I'm having to fend for myself (and her) and depending on microwave meals.....So no change at all really ;)
However....I even know how to switch the washing machine on now ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
OK, Phil - SWMBO? :(
She Who Must Be Obeyed, Ray ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
There's an apprenticeship in washing machine use then? :-\
Chad
Quote from: Techno on 24 April 2012, 04:26:48 PM
She Who Must Be Obeyed, Ray ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
You're just making them up as you go along, aren't you. ;)
Quote from: Chad on 25 April 2012, 06:03:55 AM
There's an apprenticeship in washing machine use then? :-\
Chad
Hey...this is ultra high technology we're talking about here Chad.
No "Put the tablet/powder in...Turn it round to number 4....and pull the dial out," on this bogger.....Far too simple ! (Sigh !)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 25 April 2012, 07:53:22 AM
You're just making them up as you go along, aren't you. ;)
No, Ray.....I nick them off other people ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 25 April 2012, 09:38:17 AM
No "Put the tablet/powder in...Turn it round to number 4....and pull the dial out,"
My machine has letters, not numbers.
Its utterly baffling woman's business so i leave the wife to it.
I trade that off with me being chief cook and bottle washer.
Wife stands for: -
W ashing
I roning
F ood
E ntertainment. :d :d