...but they're pretty funny!
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:D
At the risk of being mocked and hugely embarrassed by the reply.... :-[
Would some kind person explain the second one to me ?
Love the huskies (?) one !
Cheers - Phil
I think its that Ernie used to say "Sure, Bert" as an afirmative, which sounded a lot like "sherbert".
Square Root of Minus Garfield: Whole world or memes being made and broken on this site: http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/ (http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/)
Just a thought, is the totty thread this forum's meme?
Not sure the forum gets credit for that meme; dissemination of photographs of attractive women has been going on the net for a while now. In fact that may be the reason the net was invented in the first place.
Quote from: clibinarium on 16 March 2012, 08:36:55 PM
I think its that Ernie used to say "Sure, Bert" as an afirmative, which sounded a lot like "sherbert".
Thanks Clibby...
I'm not embarrassed NOT to know that ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
The phone on the right looks exactly like mine.... :-[
Mine's older than that Ray !
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: clibinarium on 16 March 2012, 09:12:52 PM
Not sure the forum gets credit for that meme; dissemination of photographs of attractive women has been going on the net for a while now. In fact that may be the reason the net was invented in the first place.
Has it? Good heavens!
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Ah, now those I can understand. ;D ;D ;D
Apart from the last one.... I'm not even going to ask what that unicorn is doing. :o
Quote from: Hertsblue on 30 March 2012, 08:08:52 AM
Apart from the last one.... I'm not even going to ask what that unicorn is doing. :o
There was actually supposed to be a caption with it: "Where Rainbows Come From..."
:D
Well in Greek meme is slang for boob! ;D :D ;)
That basket ball man looks like he's possibly got another face at the back....
Look like that to anyone else ?
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 30 March 2012, 05:15:19 PM
That basket ball man looks like he's possibly got another face at the back....
Look like that to anyone else ?
Cheers - Phil
You're not saying it could be Voldemort (gasp). :o
EEEK !....
Hadn't thought of that ! :-S
Cheers - Phil.
:D
"If The Avengers was an RPG..."
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"Why people in different countries run..."
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;D ;D ;D
If you think Saudis run away from alchohol you should go to Dubai - the bars are stuffed with them. :d
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:D
Good ones ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Three cheers for the last one. :-B
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:D
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:D
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Yay! Eat your heart out, i-Pad! :P
Only got a couple of thousand....
IanS :D
Yup !!
Yay for the printed page.
Only time they get boggered is when the youngest 'puppy' pulls one off the table and shreds it to bits ! (Only once tho')
The little pony helping out ?...If only....Those my missus has got, just bite or kick me....I love 'em....Sods !!
Cheers - Mr Bruised.
Quote from: Techno on 06 June 2012, 10:18:55 AM
Yup !!
Yay for the printed page.
Only time they get boggered is when the youngest 'puppy' pulls one off the table and shreds it to bits ! (Only once tho')
Just think what he'd have done to an i-Pad. :o
Quote from: Hertsblue on 07 June 2012, 07:50:57 AM
Just think what he'd have done to an i-Pad. :o
The same as he's done to about 2 dozen biros he's managed to filch off the same table I reckon Ray.
Then there's the plastic cat plates.....(
Must get some metal ones soon).....Fek knows how many kitchen sponges....The plastic lids off tins of dog and cat food.....blah, blah, blah.....
He's not eaten any little soldiers yet !
You reckon you've put things out of his reach all of the time....Fat chance !..... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Wouldn't be without him though !
Cheers - Phil.
What brand of puppy. One of my sisters Lab's regularly brings me a green wellie boot, and another has managed to straighten a wire wisk (the coiled type) without injury.
IanS
He's a Lab too Ian.....As are the other three in the pack....
They like green wellies as well......Those get chewed round the top....I forgotten about them ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
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:D
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:D
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Never a truer word said :d
I fell out of love with the beautiful game years ago and against my better judgement I found myself watching a junior U9's game. It had been a good ten years since I had paid any attention to kissball and judging by what I saw it'll probably be twice as long before I take another look.
Hearing 9 year olds swear at each other, seeing them gob on the pitch and rolling around on the floor faking injury... Dont get me started on the parents behaviour. They were like a pack of feral dogs sensing blood.
Football ceased to be a sport years ago. What I see now is akin to World Wrestling Federation 'Theatre' >:(
Sadly true Nosher. :'( :'( :'(
But a great bunch of 'memes' Leon.....Like all of those !
Cheers - Phil. (Is that Gordon Y's pup ?)
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:D
Pendraken Forum has picked up on memes.. this is a proud day for the internet lol
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If you like this sort of thing, I highly recommend Reddit http://www.reddit.com/
best subreddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/
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Some absolute belters above ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
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haha poor kev :D
good ones ;D
some more:
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=O =O =O =O
I thought this might be a good laugh http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,5505.0.html
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:D
have a look at this click on the picture to see what the text says
Pulp fiction ;D ;D
click on the picture to read the text
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This one's a bit freaky when you get it to work:
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That's wild! So if I do it too long will they stay that way. :o
Duane
Not something to try with iffy vision. :-B
Quote from: Hertsblue on 19 July 2012, 08:50:54 AM
Not something to try with iffy vision. :-B
Not something that works with iffy vision (well mine anyway). :)
Not mine either :-B
Or me.....Shame...What happens ?...It looks like 3D, I presume ?
Cheers - Phil.
It's amazing :D
It works for me, but my wife can't do it!! ;D ;)
It takes a while for your eyes to shift. If you can get your eyes to cross, then you should have the two images, and then a third one in the middle, which will be blurry. Keep looking, and that blurry one should slowly solidify into a single image, which will be the 3D one. Once you've done the first image, the others should pop up straight away without much hassle.
8)
I can't either :( it makes my eyes water...
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:D
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=O ;D :D ;D =O
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Ringo's looking good for his age. :D
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Like 'em ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
;D ;D ;D
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Excellent ones Nik ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
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An expression like that means only one thing - I am pooping my pants! :D
Not many kids that young can do the Spock eyebrow raise..... fancinating :D
Lol!
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:D
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and in a slightly more informative twist:
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;D ;D ;D
Some goodies there.
Cheers - Phil.
;D =O ;D Especially the Waitrose one.
LoL
Novel idea
scary
A laugh at Gaddafi's expense
Infantry Training U.S Style
Spawns of hell
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:D
Darth Vader in Mickey Mouse ears is a riot. Mind you, I always thought Disneyland was the dark side. ;D ;D ;D
Oh, and I do so agree with number four. :P
Quote from: Hertsblue on 07 November 2012, 09:51:32 AM
Oh, and I do so agree with number four. :P
DITTO !!....
I speak from
vast experience having watched all of 5 minutes of this so called entertainment.
(I couldn't find the remote....and I couldn't believe what I was watching....AAAARGH !!)
Cheers - Phil. :P
There is an OFF switch on the set as well :d
IanS
I don't know where that is Ian.....Apart from the mains switch. :d :d
Cheers - Phil.
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:D
;D ;D ;D ;D
;D =O ;D
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Good ones.
Cheers - Phil.
Brilliant. Especially the first one. Made my day (I don't get out much these days). :-B
:D
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:D ;D :D
Ditto.
Cheers - Phil.
:D :D :D
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For all who hate the Twilight movies. :D :D
:x
I'd quite happily become undead via the Buffy route :-[
Zombie's have nightmares????
Obligatory nonsense - Zombie Nuts
Obligatory totty/letch at young woman - Zombie Norks
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:D
I DO like the last one !! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Er, if I remember The Tempest, wasn't Ariel a bloke?
Oh, and Penny's flat has only one bedroom. Well, it makes sense to me. 8-}
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;D ;D ;D
here you go...sober vs drunk. sounds true to me
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;D ;D ;D
Yep, especially the last one. :-&
Not bad at all !! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
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It feels kinda awkaward that you want to touch my boobs Leon......
Buuuut...
Will there be a compensation in the form of minis involved??
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: petercooman on 08 March 2013, 06:11:40 PM
Will there be a compensation in the form of minis involved??
;D ;D ;D
That depends on how big and soft they are... :o :D
Peter read this if you need a motivation :
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:P
Well, if there really was 10mm goodness involved, i could maybe arrange something with SWMBO??
Like do the dishes for a week or so in return? It's the ultimate deal, i get models she gets the dishes done and you get to touch !!!
:d :d :d
Quote from: petercooman on 08 March 2013, 08:29:08 PM
Well, if there really was 10mm goodness involved, i could maybe arrange something with SWMBO??
Like do the dishes for a week or so in return? It's the ultimate deal, i get models she gets the dishes done and you get to touch !!!
:d :d :d
What is this forum comming too ???? :o. First we had Sebigoss pimping his other half , now we have Peter offering Leon a fondle of his SWMBO assets for figures ;)
I think its time that we had a Seperate Section for this - perhap called "Members Wives" :d :d
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Pimp My Ride'... ;)
Leon
Can you publish a list of the going exchange rates for yourself and Dave
Obviously we will get a better rate from Dave as hs is older and more needy ;D ;D
=O =O =O
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 08 March 2013, 11:51:09 PM
Can you publish a list of the going exchange rates for yourself and Dave
Obviously we will get a better rate from Dave as hs is older and more needy ;D ;D
;D
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/levels-of-stress.jpg)
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:D
Good ones !!
Cheers - Phil.
;D
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That's just brilliant. :d
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Superb !!
Cheers - Phil.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Now i know what to do with all those old parking tickets in my door pocket.
There's some great stuff in this thread, but i do think they prove the 'don't know what a meme is' point... ;)
Quote from: Luddite on 24 March 2013, 09:59:50 AM
... but i do think they prove the 'don't know what a meme is' point... ;)
:P
I still don't know what a meme is - and I can't be a***d to find out. :-B
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/misunderstood-kim-jong-un-meme.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/north-koreas-space-program-meme.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kim-jong-un-drawing-penis-meme.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/north-korean-rocket-launch-meme.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/north-koreas-secret-weapon.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/north-korea-prepare-the-laser-beams.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kim-jong-un-cartman.jpg)
:-SS :D
(//)
hehe
pawn stars
Like 'em ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
But why's the Korean chappie having to use a boat to get across the lake/sea ?
I'd always thought their leaders were capable of walking on water :-\
Careful Leon... don't want N Korea declaring war on the forum X_X
On second thoughts, BRING IT ON!
Quote from: Nosher on 05 April 2013, 10:36:03 AM
Careful Leon... don't want N Korea declaring war on the forum X_X
I don't think they'd want to do that, have they met our Supreme Leader?
Dave has been to Mars so many times, Nestle have given him shares.
Dave once drank so many different beers he won a T-shirt.
Dave can break the laws of chance, by rolling a 1 twelve times in a row.
Quote from: Leon on 05 April 2013, 12:19:07 PM
Dave can break the laws of chance, by rolling a 1 twelve times in a row.
On a D100 I suppose?
IanS
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-7i4b-xCGOQo/UWhF_FtwEZI/AAAAAAAA1FQ/YdLJjOb0oc8/s499/pass.png)
:D
:o
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JCx1ZIPJnP8/UWdRk9lsg5I/AAAAAAAAAHc/6i7DXepIzxI/w497-h373/0.jpg)
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Nice ones !! ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Leon on 12 April 2013, 08:18:36 PM
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That's almost too true to be funny. :D
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That's a goodie !! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Pure awesome!!
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;D
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(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-3jw2-ka4zSY/UYb7BggVP0I/AAAAAAAAU3k/DwqfGdWRWWE/w420-h294/13+-+1)
Bank Holidays...love 'em :D
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-CAskAlzoHIU/UYb7WuGw_mI/AAAAAAAAdRw/484nDFD01ZE/w600-h435/1366771675128.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-tCrWVWPmRQY/UYdIBnciiHI/AAAAAAACkx8/F1MFAXsr8Eg/w640-h480/946073_10152064317070715_1897178020_n.jpg)
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Great ones Nik.
I really don't like the top one.....That's almost creepy. ;D ;D ;D
Mind you....My eyesight's rubbish anyway.
Cheers - Phil.
Thats one scary looking dog, having said that his owner is a bit of prime totty.
Gordon - that is Nik's job.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216229_462166070537768_1632366437_n.jpg)
The top one on the page is STILL driving me insane. :P
It's some sort of mind control, I tell you. 8-}
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 08 May 2013, 10:29:29 AM
It's some sort of mind control, I tell you. 8-}
But Phil that implies you have a mind....... :D
IanS
;D ;D ;D :P :P
THANK you Ian.
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: GordonY on 06 May 2013, 02:33:07 PM
Thats one scary looking dog, having said that his owner is a bit of prime totty.
You think so? :o I was just debating whether it was male or female. Mind you, I offer the same excuse as Techno....
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lost-cat-meme.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/if-only-i-had-someway-of-shading-my-eyes.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/how-to-scare-the-crap-out-of-everyone.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/in-the-1950s-everyone-was-nicer.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/xbox-one-offline-is-fun.jpg)
:D
Like 'em. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
That's a good bunch. The one with the mirror on the steps reminds me of the cave on Lanzarote, which appears to have a huge hole in the floor with another cave under it. It's only when the guide throws a rock into it that you realise it's actually a lake. :o
(http://fbtrouble.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/enhanced-buzz-1858-1370026135-9.jpg)
:D ;D :D
What a thing to do on Boxing Day! ;D ;D ;D
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Quote from: Leon on 27 June 2013, 10:31:39 PM
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hope im not the only one that googled this
I did to...Unicorn!. AND a red lion.....so lucky
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Quote from: nikharwood on 01 July 2013, 09:18:02 PM
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You've been talking to my other half again Nik... ;)
Hmm .... dilemma. Should this be here or in the top totty thread? :-\ :)
I'd take attractive and mentally sane, the single bit is something you can change yourself, the others you can't :d
Is it possible to be physically sane?
"mens sana in corpore sano"
Quote from: Hertsblue on 03 July 2013, 10:26:36 AM
Is it possible to be physically sane?
Not round here. 8-}
Got a certificate to prove I'm sane.
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 04 July 2013, 06:04:12 AM
Got a certificate to prove I'm sane.
IanS
Dated before or after signing up here? :-\ :P ??? ;D
Both.....
Just found a pack of tank riders I'd forgotten that I'd bought (about a decade ago!) and thought of this -
Breaking down and getting stuck in ditches since 1916, more like. ;)
Looks like stuck to me
'allright laddies all shift your weight forward!'
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
:D :D :D
true story this one
;D ;D ;D :-bd
Cheers - Phil.
Recruitment ad that attracted me...
"Join the ambulance service and pick up totty and get to watch kissballers rolling around on the pitch."
(http://sofunny.eu/photos/829436612.jpg)
=O =O =O
=O =O =O =O
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-n21FM7ck02E/UfDNlCm5emI/AAAAAAABNUU/_ZnrrqchULg/w500-h585-no/%2560%2560aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa+%25282%2529.jpg)
:D
:D
;D
;D
;D =O
;D ;D
Talking of tanks
(https://www.style-your-garage.com/out/pictures/generated/product/1/500_443_90/1037_panzer_high.jpg)
Mein Panzer?
www.style-your-garage.com - so many cool things to do with doors! :)
Love that 8)
(http://blog.chillisauce.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/What-Happens-in-Space.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/han-shot-first-meme.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/caa5bb4e6a024a44a7f052040a87536c/tumblr_mj8yuvxc8y1qd9rjto1_400.gif)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-iMA82BIUvPo/UfhCXwPkU-I/AAAAAAAA1wc/WAuKn17CevU/w412-h632-no/557892_536802006367689_1376042472_n.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VCOAOBc_qc4/TuvzEazCJhI/AAAAAAAAEhU/EN-6ijyTIjc/w326-h631-no/speed-dating-star-wars.jpeg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WKtBZZiAh8Q/UR7AQsZKnwI/AAAAAAAAHZc/nx2JxJlw39E/w322-h631-no/Star+Wars+speed+dating.jpg)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
OMG!
:o :o :o :o
:o :-\ :P :D
Ah, a one-man chimney brush! :D
It's genius!!!
They always state ginger can't stand the sun, well this guy brings his own shade ;D ;D ;D ;D
(http://p.bfram.es/you-guys-are-idiots-they-re-going-to-be-looking-for-soldiers.jpg)
(http://media.lolwall.co/c/2013/02/bad-ass-soldier_259930-648x.jpeg)
(http://c.cslacker.com/2588l.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1AUac-NRDI4/ULSRjDZedjI/AAAAAAAACMw/hiZm2v9SkVM/s1600/greek+army.png)
(http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/army-chicks.jpg)
(http://stripes.com/polopoly_fs/1.220162.1368046185!/image/image.JPG)
(http://militaryhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/military-humor-funny-joke-soldier-army-combat-beard.jpg)
Trust you fella to combine Totty with another thread...
I will quite happily follow their latest recruit into battle - as long as she continues to cat crawl and I can be her rear end charlie... :-[ :-* :P
Everything can be combined with Totty. Cos everything is better with totty :P
Wise words Mr Sebigboss, wise words.
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 03 August 2013, 11:18:41 AM
Everything can be combined with Totty. Cos everything is better with totty :P
While I like totty - remember
"No matter how good she looks, somebody, somewhere is sick of her sh*t " :D
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 03 August 2013, 12:25:50 PM
While I like totty - remember
"No matter how good she looks, somebody, somewhere is sick of her sh*t " :D
Which is why you should always be protected (false name, phone......) .
Although it may incite opinion I have learned some women (and also men) are "one use only - dispose after use". Some of us learn it early, some too late, other never.
Sorrounded? :-\ :-\ :-\
Yes i only answer with a spelling error to make it seem that i didn't see the totty :P
Now regarding the sas selection, if there is a reason to plant your own chin in the dirt, that's the one =P~ =P~ =P~
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 03 August 2013, 12:25:50 PM
While I like totty - remember
"No matter how good she looks, somebody, somewhere is sick of her sh*t " :D
(http://images.sodahead.com/blogs/000330763/Cat_CatLaughingCoveringMouth_xlarge.jpeg)
(http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/funny%20hilarious/super_funny_hilarious_pictures_crazy_fun_laughing_light_infantry-4280.jpg)
Run, Luke, run...
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WVUraumSv6Q/UgSN6hQb1AI/AAAAAAAABaI/rFWI67xbwN0/s320-no/13+-+1)
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/1095113_566702980057735_1215158729_n.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/1095113_566702980057735_1215158729_n.jpg.html)
Quote from: Fenton on 09 August 2013, 03:40:19 PM
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/1095113_566702980057735_1215158729_n.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/1095113_566702980057735_1215158729_n.jpg.html)
=O 8-} =O 8-} =O
Quote from: nikharwood on 09 August 2013, 06:48:02 AM
Run, Luke, run...
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WVUraumSv6Q/UgSN6hQb1AI/AAAAAAAABaI/rFWI67xbwN0/s320-no/13+-+1)
Like in, run towards her and get out the lightsaber t ouse the force ?
Quote from: petercooman on 09 August 2013, 05:58:14 PM
Like in, run towards her and get out the lightsaber t ouse the force ?
One of the few times it's OK to have a pink lightsabre... :o :P :D
Quote from: Leon on 09 August 2013, 06:32:24 PM
One of the few times it's OK to have a pink lightsabre... :o :P :D
;D =D> =D> =D> ;D
Quote from: Fenton on 09 August 2013, 03:40:19 PM
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/1095113_566702980057735_1215158729_n.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/1095113_566702980057735_1215158729_n.jpg.html)
There's an in-joke if ever there was one. ;D ;D ;D =O =O =O
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Quote from: nikharwood on 10 August 2013, 12:22:40 PM
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I could comment but I will keep my one tracked mind to myself... :d
Memes? these are memes...
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(http://thebohemianrockstarpresents.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ermahgerd-the-12-best-memes-of-2012-be9fa530d9.jpg)
(http://funnymeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-memes-10.jpg)
(http://ushumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Funny-memes-for-hot-girls.jpg)
(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-awkward-moment-memes.jpg)
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-18960-yo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-memes-Dgiv.jpeg)
(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/angrywalter-rightframe.jpg)Love this movie. It abides.
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;)
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(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp4aguFYJR1qbbpaoo1_1280.jpg)
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003351269/344910445_13_xlarge.jpeg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 10 August 2013, 12:22:40 PM
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Actually it seems to me a perfect evening is to be had between the two of them.
Quote from: fsn on 10 August 2013, 02:04:05 PM
Actually it seems to me a perfect evening is to be had between the two of them.
Perhaps thats why he is smiling :d
Careful- maybe she's pimping for him.
Is it just me or are some of these just a bit obscure? :-\ :-\ :-\
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/misunderstood-shark-2.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/misunderstood-shark-week.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/which-came-first-comic.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/send-a-farmville-request-and-i-send-a-tractor-through-your-living-room.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/everyone-loses-their-minds.jpg)
8)
This was my reply to all the "I didn't choose the Thug Life (the thug life chose me) posts...
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7448377856/h7AD34B7C/)
More ginger nutters!
Ah, home-grown camouflage. :D
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-NQYLNRdzaBs/UDWkg8FJKDI/AAAAAAAAfaI/6Z2BHX2JGxY/w423-h512-no/tumblr_m9592bGkJp1r9cnoio1_1280.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-HYa2gYe_09g/T5iG_b2kBcI/AAAAAAAAFJI/z4djMXayg3I/w694-h632-no/money-best-superpower-ever.jpg)
I used to be Ironman - then I developed claustrophobia. Anyone want to buy rocket-propelled tin underwear?
Friends of my dauhters call me "Tony Stark" ( as there is a resemblance :) )
But my identity is secret : no one knows I'm a billionaire. Not even me ! ;D
Gentlemen,
I have been somewhat quiet over the last few days, though I have enjoyed observing your CoC fantasies. Today, my best beloved daughter has left for the colonies to spend some months sampling their education system, and I am bereft. Still, she has left me the world's noisiest cat whose superpower seems to be shedding.
However, this massive family trauma has not struck me as much as the news that the next Batman is going to be Ben Affleck. >:( Surely this is contrary to all the rules of good film making? Does no-one remember "Daredevil"? Let alone "Gigli" - the worst film since "Plan 9 from Outer Space". L-)
It will be a toss up to see if he will be worse than Val Kilmer.
... and not a mention of the "C" word, though my helpful signature says on 42 days (just 6 weeks) to go. :-bd
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc94/madlemmey/1239875_607534159298740_1117447248_n_zps043a6f73.jpg) (http://s214.photobucket.com/user/madlemmey/media/1239875_607534159298740_1117447248_n_zps043a6f73.jpg.html)
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc94/madlemmey/images_zpsd97adff8.jpg) (http://s214.photobucket.com/user/madlemmey/media/images_zpsd97adff8.jpg.html)
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc94/madlemmey/flamenwerfer_zpsf10891e4.jpg) (http://s214.photobucket.com/user/madlemmey/media/flamenwerfer_zpsf10891e4.jpg.html)
Or is that too much one one meme!
LOL =O
Well if we're werfing flammen
(http://oi43.tinypic.com/30m9ueu.jpg)
.
Who's Gustav then ?
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 28 August 2013, 07:11:46 AM
Who's Gustav then ?
Cheers - Phil
Wasn't he a Me 109?
That should be Bf-109 - and Gustav was King of Sweden several times. !
IanS ;)
Quote from: ianrs54 on 28 August 2013, 11:08:18 AM
and Gustav was King of Sweden several times. !
IanS ;)
Hmmm! And I had always thought that it was several Gustavs who were King of Sweden once each?!?!? :-\
Mollinary
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 August 2013, 08:52:46 PM
Well if we're werfing flammen
(http://oi43.tinypic.com/30m9ueu.jpg)
And while we are on the subject of rampant pedantry, does any one know what thing appertaining to Schwerer it was that Schwerer Gustav didn't Gustav?
A puzzled Molllinary, hoping desperately for the return of Fierce Kitty.
You no Sweden is full of the undead.
ianS
Happy days
Yep!
(http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l575/PendrakenMiniatures/Forum%20Stuff/Castle1_zps9785a688.jpg)
You never did dig the moat though ! :)
Cheers - Phil
Preparing the defences ready for "No Centurion" day :D
Quote from: get2grips on 29 August 2013, 05:09:28 PM
Preparing the defences ready for "No Centurion" day :D
No, eagerly protecting the master from Fierce Stealthy Ninja's
Quote from: petercooman on 29 August 2013, 10:30:23 PM
No, eagerly protecting the master from Fierce Stealthy Ninja's
He will need a bigger castle for that...still at least FSN can't attack it with tanks ;D
He can nag the walls down with constant cries for centurions though :P :P :P
Quote from: get2grips on 29 August 2013, 11:00:05 PM
He will need a bigger castle for that...still at least FSN can't attack it with tanks ;D
Only if we give them to him :d :d :d
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2e316e83306710e5955c8261a3e4cdb7/tumblr_mnqb1prnJn1qacjzco1_400.jpg)
Death by MauMau :D
(http://i.qkme.me/35dr11.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqb7t6wuTjc_UmIm4rkBPPIEZZ89pgQMgK1kgh9IOAKJrwY72I)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/efb39bbf1965578d9f552ceec7387979/tumblr_mp1jhwiqfN1swsf6to1_500.jpg)
The last ones a killer ;D
Yeah...he actually looks like he's singing it. ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D....Yup, definitely like that one !
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: nikharwood on 06 September 2013, 08:57:56 PM
(http://i.qkme.me/35dr11.jpg)
Nah, we're older than that, dearie. :D
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/obama-responsible-for-miley-cyrus.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swedish-girl-problems.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pandas-theres-a-reason-theyre-endangered.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nsa-pickup-lines.jpg)
:D
Good ones !
Cheers - Phil.
:P :P :P
Huzzar for beer :D
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-empty-street-ninja-parade.jpg)
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-cat-Christmas-tree-ornaments.jpg)
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-chemistry-suit-yellow.jpg)
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-cat-cardboard-tank.jpg)
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-dog-laughing-meme.jpg)
(http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-soldiers-bomb-fail.gif)
Good points well made :D
Eh ?
So what were the pictures then ?...
I'm not pasting them. :P
Cheers - Phil.
Not sure where those pics have gone? Can anyone else see them?
No.
Which one do you mean Leon?
the one of the Giraffe playing the violin
Or the one advertising the sale of a real life centurion for 10 quid but only if you click on the link at the bottom of the picture within the next 2 hours?
Quote from: Leon on 25 September 2013, 01:17:18 PM
Not sure where those pics have gone? Can anyone else see them?
Go into Peters post by 'quoting' it....and you'll get what look like image links within your reply.
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 25 September 2013, 01:37:49 PM
Go into Peters post by 'quoting' it....and you'll get what look like image links within your reply.
Cheers - Phil
Yeah, I've got the links, but they don't work when you copy them into the address bar. They can be found by Googling the link, but they're not showing on the original website for me, which is odd. The Xmas decoration cat is now showing though...
Its saying for me that metapicture cant be found on the firefox server...site might be down?
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-empty-street-ninja-parade.jpg
An image in which you can't see ninjas not showing up in the forum ... is this irony?
Strange, i checked them when i posted them and they were al showing :-\
Quote from: petercooman on 25 September 2013, 08:07:41 AM
(...)
same, I can't see them. may be the hosting server is a bit slow..
I browsed its directory
http://themetapicture.com/media/ (http://themetapicture.com/media/)
some pics showed up, some didn't...
Quote from: petercooman on 25 September 2013, 04:05:29 PM
Strange, i checked them when i posted them and they were al showing :-\
I opened the post with "quote" which showed the links, copy/pasted them into a browser which brought the pictures up, then closed the thread.
Next time I opened the thread bingo all pictures present and correct
It's strange, now they are back for me too :-\
:D :D :D
;D
(http://i.imgur.com/vnMJiZw.png)
Like it.
Cheers - Phil
;D ;D ;D
(http://i.imgur.com/VoPcYME.jpg)
Who says its a spelling error :-&
Real bummer.
Quote from: petercooman on 02 October 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Who says its a spelling error :-&
Oh...come on Peter.....Surely everyone knows how to spell "Thick B*ggers". ;)
"Think Thick Tonight."
How apt ! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
No Yanks - their ability to spell wrong is well known - gray, color etc...
IanS :D
A reply for your next troll
and
Surrender Monkeys
Nosher !!....For shame !!! ;)
=O =O =O
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Nosher on 11 October 2013, 03:42:29 PM
Surrender Monkeys
Don't mention surrender monkeys...to (mis)quote Fawlty: "I said it once and I DIDN'T get away with it!" :D
Odd though, without the French, America would still be a colony....
You have to put the French decline to 1870. Before that, right up to the Crimea they did quite well.
;)
Well they did eventually remove the English from France, but when did they do " quite well " long term ?
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(http://s.quickmeme.com/img/7c/7cf02245420bac2da00429dfd7597959bd04e8c5f4159da7355835624aec3ef1.jpg)
Love the last one with the dinosaurs ;D ;D ;D
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1461121_10152033526494604_698064915_n.jpg)
;D
That's worrying in so many ways!
;D ;D ;D ;D
Which is all very fine unless you happen to be on the Costa Concordia.... :o
Coat time again Ray ! :o ;)
Cheers - Phil
I don't bother taking it off now, Phil. :P
;D ;D ;D
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/20furnace01-1.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/20furnace01-1.jpg.html)
;D ;D ;D ;D
=O =O =O
10mm boiler would be a tad small :D
IanS
You could carry it around with you as a personal heating system. Just be careful where you put the rads! :o
;D ;D ;D
I had to search the web for this one.
I think I found what is a "Ho" :P
WEll apparantly the cat is ;)
You all know the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Well the latter stops after 3 Ho's :D
=O =O
At least one Santa Claus has been fired in Oz for saying "Ho ho ho" on the job. Sad but true. And this in the land of the most poetically obscene English known to lexicography!
Quote from: FierceKitty on 18 December 2013, 02:21:58 AM
At least one Santa Claus has been fired in Oz for saying "Ho ho ho" on the job. Sad but true. And this in the land of the most poetically obscene English known to lexicography!
;D
This one made me laugh too
:-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
Hear, hear Ray..... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: petercooman on 20 December 2013, 11:15:33 PM
This one made me laugh too
(http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4876.0;attach=3068;image)
What a moron. That's not muscle, it's an oil which is injected into the muscles to make them puff up like that. Anyone who's ever gone to a gym and worked out seriously views them as idiots...
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20091127/victims_of_synthol_20.jpg)
Quote from: Leon on 21 December 2013, 05:45:30 PM
What a moron. That's not muscle, it's an oil which is injected into the muscles to make them puff up like that. Anyone who's ever gone to a gym and worked out seriously views them as idiots...
Is THAT why the girls are tittering? :d
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 21 December 2013, 06:01:59 PM
Is THAT why the girls are tittering? :d
Nope, the one standing behind him just opened his little valve...
Quote from: Leon on 21 December 2013, 05:45:30 PM
What a moron. That's not muscle, it's an oil which is injected into the muscles to make them puff up like that. Anyone who's ever gone to a gym and worked out seriously views them as idiots...
That is just gross beyond belief..........And he's a
real person ?......Clibby, myself, and Leon's other designers can get away with absolutely anything now !
:-& :-& :-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
Appalled of Wales.
What some people will do to themselves - and for what? :o :o :o :o :o
Has he done it to his head?
:o
This is one of the most famous ones:
(http://www.thomas-galvin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/synthol/GregValentino2.jpg)
The stuff sits between the skin and the muscle fascia, and over time destroys and stretches the skin beyond repair. It's just laziness from people who don't want to put the hard work and time in at the gym, or want to get 'big' at any cost. I think Guinness awarded the 'Biggest Biceps in the World' title to a guy like this, which was ridiculous.
Quote from: petercooman on 21 December 2013, 07:56:45 PM
Nope, the one standing behind him just opened his little valve...
;D
My other thought was that well-known side-effect of steroid abuse... :o :d
MAKE IT GO AWAY !!!
X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 21 December 2013, 09:29:30 PM
;D
My other thought was that well-known side-effect of steroid abuse... :o :d
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Quote from: Leon on 23 December 2013, 11:15:55 AM
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yeah, blame it on the moggie. :D :D :D
Just sent to my sister - who has a feral cat which has decided it's much nicer to live in the house, rather than chase mice in the stable, + 4 Labs.
IanS
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That's a very shortened version of one of my favourite 'stand up in the pub...do silly voices...and the actions' joke.....
The last lines being......
"'Scuse me Mr Rabbit....Do you mind if I ask you a very personal question ?"
"Ask away Mr Bear."
"Do you find **** sticks to your fur ?"
"Never, Mr Bear."
"Oh wonderful".....
Actions then, are bending down....picking up imaginary rabbit.....and you can guess the rest.
Cheers - Phil.
I'm still reeling over the muscle oil :-& :-<
Me too. Tastes awful.
Don't slip with that needle! :o
Quote from: fsn on 23 December 2013, 06:20:07 PM
Me too. Tastes awful.
I don't think you're meant to drink it, unless you want a big stomach - though most wargamers can manage that without too much effort :-\
Harsh, but fair ;D
Quote from: republic of tolworth on 23 December 2013, 04:22:59 PM
I'm still reeling over the muscle oil :-& :-<
Does it get stains out of rabbit fur?
Dunno, I'll go try. . .
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;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_olbHoZFdBU/Uu7FheGvTdI/AAAAAAAACJo/XB6z3bAvIUg/w609-h613-no/14+-+1)
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JG2kn3VIbPs/Uu5fkzNVplI/AAAAAAAA6ww/irE-57dG8gs/w302-h387-no/92bd3d2f-f400-4603-9bb2-4fa287a23fd2)
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In honour of the painting competition
(http://litmusicgirl.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/clint-eastwood-on-instagram.jpg)
Some real goodies above !
Cheers - Phil.
Who knew...?!
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Makes sense when you think about it :-\
Quote from: Leon on 10 February 2014, 10:54:19 AM
Who knew...?!(https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1/1607101_733147540037127_1506026494_n.jpg)
Me ! :P
Cheers - Phil.
Neat, but it looks like we've got the Leopards of England (twice), the Lion of Scotland and the harp of Ireland, what happened to the Welsh?
Quote from: DanJ on 10 February 2014, 02:28:59 PM
what happened to the Welsh?
Specifically on this...or just generally :D
These are the Royal Coat of arms and, if I recall correctly, ever since Henry VIII was gracious enough to allow the Welsh into the English county system, there has been no recognition of Wales in the British Royal Arms. Plus, of course, it is only a Principality, whereas England, Scotland and Ireland were all Kingdoms! Ducks for cover! :D
Mollinary
The welsh have never been important enough to appear on any royal crest or flag for the UK.
IanS :D ;)
Thats because the 1503 Act of Union, Wales ceased to be a separate country.
Anyone who has ever lived on the Marches knows this...
*Ducks behind Matt of Munslow for safety, as he's still out on the Marches*
Ducks
Quote from: mad lemmey on 10 February 2014, 05:41:45 PM
Thats because the 1503 Act of Union, Wales ceased to be a separate country.
Don't recognise that one, Lemmey. I was referring to the 1535/6 and 1542/3 Laws in Wales Acts which abolished the Marcher Lordships, completed the county-isation of Wales, and gave it representation in the Parliament at Westminster for the first time. Have I missed something?
Mollinary
Quote*Ducks behind Matt of Munslow for safety, as he's still out on the Marches*
As a Marches born and bred lad we are unavoidably inherently anti welsh (not the people I might add - although some are funny buggers) I love nothing better than seeing the welsh get stuffed at any sport (Saturday's rugby was glorious). Probably about as much as the leek munchers a stones throw away love seeing us noble English humbled.
Quote from: mollinary on 10 February 2014, 05:55:45 PM
Don't recognise that one, Lemmey. I was referring to the 1535/6 and 1542/3 Laws in Wales Acts which abolished the Marcher Lordships, completed the county-isation of Wales, and gave it representation in the Parliament at Westminster for the first time. Have I missed something?
Mollinary
No, that seems to cover it! ;)
Quote from: Techno on 10 February 2014, 12:51:34 PM
Me ! :P
Cheers - Phil.
Yep, me too! I seem to remember reading somewhere that the "broken shield" design was thought up by a schoolboy.
(http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/7/79175/1257983-crab_funny_99873bee04e516ebf73a4889643e16eb_h.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 12 February 2014, 05:42:36 PM
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That really does sum him up quite nicely doesn't it :D
Quote from: fsn on 12 February 2014, 05:42:36 PM
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When I saw this photo I KNEW that the post was by FSN without checking. This concerns me because:-
1. It Implies I know FSN and the way he thinks =)
2. If 1 is correct, I must be thinking the same way :-\
3 If 1 and 2 are correct I am possibly insane. :-S :-S
Would you like one of my green tablets?
They taste of happiness.
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 13 February 2014, 08:56:07 AM
When I saw this photo I KNEW that the post was by FSN without checking. This concerns me because:-
1. It Implies I know FSN and the way he thinks =)
2. If 1 is correct, I must be thinking the same way :-\
3 If 1 and 2 are correct I am possibly insane. :-S :-S
Just cos I can recognise a sheep, doesn't mean I am a sheep!
Ipso facto: just cos you can recognise an FSNism, doesn't mean you are mad.
However, you regularly post on the forum...prosecution rests m'lud :D
Now, where's my crab hat? :O) 8-} <:-P
Quote from: get2grips on 13 February 2014, 09:06:37 AM
Just cos I can recognise a sheep, doesn't mean I am a sheep!
But If I am thinking like a sheep ????
Quote from: get2grips on 13 February 2014, 09:06:37 AM
Ipso facto: just cos you can recognise an FSNism, doesn't mean you are mad.
True
Quote from: get2grips on 13 February 2014, 09:06:37 AM
However, you regularly post on the forum...prosecution rests m'lud :D
Now, where's my crab hat? :O) 8-} <:-P
Guilty as Charged - You can borrow my spare crab hat !
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(http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/how-women-choose-shampoo-how-men-choose-shampoo.jpg)
Totally agree with the last one. :)
Me too...doesn't even need to be shampoo: not having that much hair I'll use anything :)
Quote from: get2grips on 14 February 2014, 08:49:07 AM
Me too...doesn't even need to be shampoo: not having that much hair I'll use anything :)
Yep, I have a reasonable amount of hair left but will use whats avaliable - Bar of soap, washing up liquid. With a house full of women I have to try and avoid smelling
like a poof. :d like flowers or fruit.
Trying to hide something....... :D
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 14 February 2014, 12:36:18 PM
Trying to hide something....... :D
IanS
;D ;D ;D, just haviing a little dig at the PC brigade.
I just get the cheapest one on the shelf ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 14 February 2014, 04:21:46 PM
I just get the cheapest one on the shelf ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Phil...that would be washing up liquid! ;)
Explains the state of your barnet :D :D :D
;D ;D ;D ;D
Only ever used W.U.Liquid as a shampoo once...Never again.
And what's wrong with my barnet ?
Taken me YEARS to get it looking this scruffy. ;) ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 14 February 2014, 06:21:49 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D
Only ever used W.U.Liquid as a shampoo once...Never again.
And what's wrong with my barnet ?
Taken me YEARS to get it looking this scruffy. ;) ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Yeah...sort of James May meets Gilbert O'Sullivan :D
;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: get2grips on 14 February 2014, 07:31:43 PM
Yeah...sort of James May meets Gilbert O'Sullivan :D
It's not
that neat ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 14 February 2014, 03:19:56 PM
;D ;D ;D, just haviing a little dig at the PC brigade.
No, he's trying to hide something.
The Baby CEO meme...
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(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6NFRU8NC_6A/UwYPPJGNbhI/AAAAAAAAl6U/v66czKGE-ZY/w526-h394-no/5304e78c0778b.jpg)
;D ;D ;D
Managers.... cant live with them, cant shoot them!
Me and my colleagues taking time out...
When I worked for Michelin, we used to joke about all the managers dissapearing to hold a meeting about when to have their next meeting. Imagine my surprise when I got a job in the NHS and found out it was true.
Its the meeting ethos here in the Chemical industry. Our engineer has a quote which we put the office wall that goes like this "I have no meetings to go to today. I will be able to get some work done for a change" ;D ;D
The NHS is full of managers who spend their entire days wandering around corridors with a clip board chatting about anything but anything remotely worklike...
And when the cuts come they come from frontline posts and from back office staff who work their nuts off trying to bale out a sinking ship.
The NHS could save millions if it weedled out the clipboard carriers and corridor lurkers.
I worked for a Company that designed and built Processing plants for the mining industry many years ago and we would have a meeting to prepare for a meeting.... ;D....absolute lunacy
I know I am on the wrong side of this argument, and believe me, it hurts.....but. Being prepared is always good, even if it is for a meeting. The consequences of being railroaded at a meeting you haven't prepared for can take ages to reverse. One of the reasons endless meetings take place, and have such dire consequences, is that people don't prepare enough, and focus on what outcome they want to achieve. Time spent in reconnaissance is seldom wasted!
Here endeth the first lesson! :D
Mollinary
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(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-8cA68xAxCCk/UwfDd38j9oI/AAAAAAAFZCQ/0nIIYaqk0HA/w437-h613-no/grammar-nazi-captcha-790033.jpeg)
That last one is so true! ;D
Further defence of managers..
I am not a manager, never have been. I have had some really crap managers.
Managers are NOT there to do the work. They are there to manage. One manager apologised to me that he had not been able to help during an insane rush of work (the computer had sent 25,000 letters a month early). I said "This isn't your job. When we have our noses to the coal face, your job is to step back and take a wider picture and direct us to where we are most effective."
I said that 6 years ago. I said it again this week to a different manager in a different organisation.
My daughter-in-law works at a large chain store. She in now on the management trainee path. She said "It would really annoy us when we saw managers in little huddles, when we were really busy. I'm now in those huddles, and I know why they are taking place."
Re NHS- I won't say there aren't any useless positions- as organisations change there is always a little deadwood that needs removing. However, large organisations need to be managed. It's like idiots in parliament who complain about managers in the NHS, and that the solution is to give the responsibility to doctors. If the Doctors are spending their time ordering scalpels, and making sure there is electricity, who the hell is doing the health work?
>:( >:( >:( >:(
Among a whole load of other jobs, I've been a Project Manager. I reckoned it wasn't my job to do the work. My job was to make sure those who were doing the work got the tools/ information/ support they needed while I did my level best to shield them from the inane questions and demands from those further up the tree :)
Bird Flow Chart
When top level guys look down, they see only shitheads;
When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...
(http://www.seniorark.com/Humor/Jokes-pictures/flow%20chart.gif)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 22 February 2014, 12:31:50 AM
I've been a Project Manager. I reckoned it wasn't my job to do the work. My job was to make sure those who were doing the work got the tools/ information/ support they needed while I did my level best to shield them from the inane questions and demands from those further up the tree
That about sums up my working life - I work for a very large university as a facilities manager, shielding the chaps getting the work done from the insane demands of privileged academics who couldn't organise the proverbial brewery event consumes 90% of my time - the other 90% is taken up fighting bureaucracy and answering 200+ pathetic whinging emails a day, in the meantime I try and fit in the actual job of line management and running 20+ buildings.
Sodding recession - I used to have this cushy job, sitting at a desk, planning scenarios and reading wargames forums, now I barely get chance to do that at home :'(
Crikey Zippee you have 180% time at work ;)
Quote from: Nosher on 22 February 2014, 02:23:08 PM
Crikey Zippee you have 180% time at work ;)
He's a damn slacker, no doubt about it ;D
What's he doing the other 20% of the time?
Quote from: Nosher on 22 February 2014, 02:23:08 PM
Crikey Zippee you have 180% time at work ;)
Time - No I don't
Work - Yes plus some
- that's kind of the point :'(
Quote from: Ithoriel on 22 February 2014, 02:29:27 PM
He's a damn slacker, no doubt about it ;D
What's he doing the other 20% of the time?
Pretty sure I itemised that: "in the meantime I try and fit in the actual job of line management and running 20+ buildings. " :P
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:D
Getting obscure again. But I do understand the George R R Martin one.
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Not bad at all :).....But as far as footy is concerned.....I'm waiting for some new "Jaws" ones. :D
Cheers - Phil.
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;D5555555
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What is "buisness"?
Sounds as though it ought to be some type of cheese. :-\
Cheers - Phil
No, it's a prominent headland on the coast of Devon.
And who's Siri?
Quote from: Hertsblue on 27 August 2014, 11:05:19 AM
And who's Siri?
It's a US SatNav-type thing, where you press a button on your satnav and this automated voice can help you out with directions and things. It might do more than that these days, but I think that's how it originally started out.
Siri, is the voice activated help assistant in iPhones, you can talk to it in normal language and it can do various tasks (on the phone) including sending text messages, searching the internet, opening apps, runing timers, dictation etc
It's quite handy, but you have to get over the idea of talking to yourself...
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Quote from: fred 12df on 27 August 2014, 02:50:04 PM
Siri, is the voice activated help assistant in iPhones, you can talk to it in normal language and it can do various tasks (on the phone) including sending text messages, searching the internet, opening apps, runing timers, dictation etc
Also, you can't have an accent or speech impediment, speak too quickly or too slowly, too high or too low, or ask about anything that ain't in the USA.
I exaggerate, and I'm sure it will get better.
It's already got a lot better.
But, it can't understand my children, they are clearly too squeaky. But they love to try it out constantly saying "open minecraft" and seeing what random events happen.
Does SIRI understand Welsh ?
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 28 August 2014, 07:49:30 AM
Does SIRI understand Welsh ?
IanS
NO ONE understands Welsh :)
I don't.....apart from a handful of words.
Cheers - Phil.
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Bring on the hyperactivity!
Brilliant!
Marvelous !!...In my best A.J. Rimmer voice. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: fred 12df on 27 August 2014, 02:50:04 PM
It's quite handy, but you have to get over the idea of talking to yourself...
I have no problem with talking to myself - Its the only time anyone talks sense and listens to me !
You quite sure about that ?
IanS
When I talk to myself, I just end up arguing. ;)
Cheers - Phil
And losing ?
IanS :)
No.....I just go round and around in circles.
A no score draw would be the closest result. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Score-draws would at least win you a dividend. ;)
;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 28 August 2014, 05:06:31 PM
I have no problem with talking to myself - Its the only time anyone talks sense and listens to me !
The last 3 words are true.
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this one may be too rude and become censored ...
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reminds me of the joke, "Why does an elephant have four feet ... because six inches wouldn't suffice."
=O =O =O =O =O
I couldn't see the last one straight away.....Bet the photographer didn't spot that when he or she took the pic.
Cheers - Phil
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I think this one's talking about the Death Star ... ?
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You have to go down the trench, but its a bit of a bumpy ride.
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SANTA: What do you want for Christmas?
FORUM: A real live dragon!
SANTA: Don't be so bloody stupid! Choose something more realistic!
FORUM: OK then, some Pendraken Napoleonic infantry loading, a complete Pendraken Aztec range, a Pendraken WW2 Goliath, Pendraken French Napoleonic Guard cavalry, some Pendraken Steampunk figures ....
SANTA: Enough! Enough! What colour of bloody dragon!?
I hadn't thought of 10mm Steampunk, but now you mention it..... WOW It could be fantastic. I've got some Dystopian war models which are really cool, but 10mm could offer so much more! :D :D :D
H DanJ ,
if you are interested say it here
http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,10926.15.html
thanks
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Like those !! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
If they're suggesting you do the Lego bare foot it would probably be more painful than a real firewalk :(
I've never done a firewalk but do have a 4 year old son!
Love the pizza on the iron - straight out of the batchelor's guide to home cooking. ;D ;D ;D
One of the secondary but not insignificant reasons to marry someone is that cooking for oneself is no fun at all.
Amen to that, FK. :)
Quote from: getagrip on 10 February 2015, 09:02:44 AM
If they're suggesting you do the Lego bare foot it would probably be more painful than a real firewalk :(
Yep, been there (ouch!). :'(
Quote from: Hertsblue on 10 February 2015, 10:30:35 AM
Love the pizza on the iron - straight out of the batchelor's guide to home cooking. ;D ;D ;D
Not only that. Its anticipating there will be a soggy hair in the pizza that really impresses me!
:D
Wise beyond his years
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: FierceKitty on 10 February 2015, 11:13:41 AM
One of the secondary but not insignificant reasons to marry someone is that cooking for oneself is no fun at all.
Yep, then there is
The Ironing
The Cleaning
Taxi service for when you have had one too many
Allowing me to have a Den and use the Dining room for wargames
And allowing me to use another bedroom for a semi permanant wargam,es table in 5 weeks (when Stepdaughter no 1 moves out)
Mrs Orcs is a Star :-bd
I was going to use the W.I.F.E acronym , then I remembered I was not married :D
Quoteanticipating there will be a soggy hair in the pizza
Allways be positive, it's not soggy hair, it's a condement you can floss with....
At least that's what I say about the fine coating of long dog hair which seems to add it's own unique flavour and texture to our culinary master pieces
Yeow! :-& ;D
Not only that but I've just noticed that the pizza pic was taken in a hotel room. Who knows whose clatty clothes that iron was used on. Yeow (again) :-& :-&
I feel, as a feminist-sympathiser, that I should point out I meant doing the cooking for two was fun, whereas doing it for oneself is a bore. I did not imply that that delegating culinary responsibilities was an argument for marriage.
Cooking For One
Cooking for one is such a bore.
Cooking for one is such a chore.
What use is triumph not celebrated?
Disaster not commiserated?
For one, it's a chore that never ends.
Cooking, like life, should be shared with friends. - Mike Headden (2007)
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:D
I own one of those TIE ties!
No t worn it since the naughties though!
Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 February 2015, 10:27:26 AM
I feel, as a feminist-sympathiser, that I should point out I meant doing the cooking for two was fun, whereas doing it for oneself is a bore. I did not imply that that delegating culinary responsibilities was an argument for marriage.
I have to agree with that. When I was living in my flat I often ate the same thing for dinner several days in a row becuase I couldn't be bothered to do anything else.
My self cooking rules used to be
It had to cook it in 20 mins max
You only used the grill and a Steamer or a single saucepan
Good ones.
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 February 2015, 10:27:26 AM
I feel, as a feminist-sympathiser, that I should point out I meant doing the cooking for two was fun, whereas doing it for oneself is a bore. I did not imply that that delegating culinary responsibilities was an argument for marriage.
I do all the cooking in our house. My wife works - I don't. :)
My wife does most through the week; she only works a day and a half. I tend to cooK at the weekend, during holidays and the "fancy stuff."
It's not a gender thing, it's a logic thing.
Works for us anyway :)
My favourite part of the deal though is my magic wardrobe; every Monday I have 5 newly ironed shirts :)
Please note I am being EXTREMELY ironic and in no way trying to belittle my wife's efforts!
Quote from: getagrip on 24 February 2015, 10:05:19 AM
I tend to coo at the weekend, during holidays and the "fancy stuff."
I'll never look at a pigeon the same way again.
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;D ;D ;D
One little spelling mistake... :P
My kids claim that you can't cook everything at 180' for 20 minutes.
I prove that they are wrong, just ignore the black crispy bits and assume that the remainder will defrost in your stomach.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 24 February 2015, 07:00:42 PM
My kids claim that you can't cook everything at 180' for 20 minutes.
I prove that they are wrong, just ignore the black crispy bits and assume that the remainder will defrost in your stomach.
Hmmmm....My microwave doesn't seem to have those settings
Quote from: Last Hussar on 24 February 2015, 07:00:42 PM
My kids claim that you can't cook everything at 180' for 20 minutes.
I prove that they are wrong, just ignore the black crispy bits and assume that the remainder will defrost in your stomach.
Pretty much every ready meal cooks at that for that long; give or take ;)
QuoteI have to agree with that. When I was living in my flat I often ate the same thing for dinner several days in a row becuase I couldn't be bothered to do anything else.
We still do this to some extend. We often make up large quantities of curry or chilli or spag bol sauce then freeze the remainder in individual portions making it easy to eat nice things when neither of us can be bothered to cook.
For added excitement we tend not to label the various bags or tupperware boxes, resulting 'freezer roulette'.
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Whatever ... I'd rather be an Imperial Stormtrooper than a poncy Jedi Knight! :d
Quote from: DanJ on 25 February 2015, 12:08:00 PM
We still do this to some extend. We often make up large quantities of curry or chilli or spag bol sauce then freeze the remainder in individual portions making it easy to eat nice things when neither of us can be bothered to cook.
For added excitement we tend not to label the various bags or tupperware boxes, resulting 'freezer roulette'.
Spag bol sauce is the dinner time utility player:
Spag bol
Any other pasta
Add chilli you have Arabiata
Flour wraps, lettuce and cheese you got tortillas
Top with mashed spud you have cottage pie
Use it for nachos
Always have it on standby in the freezer ;)
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;D
;D
I wonder if that was from a genuine game?
And yes, the Internet has ruined me ;)
If it was genuine then somebody's removed the guessed letter 'I' from the "A _ _" .
Normally, when you guess a vowel or consonant all instances of that letter in the clue are revealed, to help the players guess. But that would ruin the possibility of thinking it read 'ass' in this instance.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 27 February 2015, 10:55:44 AM
If it was genuine then somebody's removed the guessed letter 'I' from the "A _ _" .
Normally, when you guess a vowel or consonant all instances of that letter in the clue are revealed, to help the players guess. But that would ruin the possibility of thinking it read 'ass' in this instance.
Yeah, you're right; good spot.
Shame though and still funny ;)
There is a number of bits of 'Countdown' on the cutting room floor due to either a particularly unfortunate order of letters, or a contestant knowing a word is 'acceptable' but NOT 'socially acceptable'.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 February 2015, 11:33:59 AM
There is a number of bits of 'Countdown' on the cutting room floor due to either a particularly unfortunate order of letters, or a contestant knowing a word is 'acceptable' but NOT 'socially acceptable'.
Might make a bit as a DVD release before Christmas.
Quote from: getagrip on 27 February 2015, 11:36:32 AM
Might make a bit as a DVD release before Christmas.
If so, I think I'll wait until Poundland stocks it ....... and then it will be a toss up between that and Novelty Table Decorations. :-\
But I think it will be Novelty Table Decorations. :)
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Very good !! ;D
Cheers - Phil
Godzila? where?
Quote from: jchaos79 on 04 March 2015, 11:12:15 PM
Godzila? where?
I know right. I've been looking for about 20 minutes and still no Godzilla...guess I'll have to keep looking =)
It's very sad...
Now I know Godzilla's there.....That's the first thing I see now.
Cheers - Phil (Told you it was sad !)
Quote from: Techno on 05 March 2015, 05:36:12 AM
It's very sad...
Now I know Godzilla's there.....That's the first thing I see now.
Cheers - Phil (Told you it was sad !)
After the customary 30 minutes to focus your eyes. :D
Or were you wearing your optivisor? ;)
Or did you then put them on when you realised what was in the picture. :D :D :D
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Phwoar!
;D ;D ;D
Fifty Shades of Feldgrau
Lucky lady ;)
;D ;D Yeah. I like that one. Honey, will you dress up as my favourite character from this set of rules?
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I did. :(
What tank?
Tank first for me :-[
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
i didn't but i'm not into modern period stuff
Tanks for the mammaries.
Go and put your invisible coat on. X_X
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 09 March 2015, 07:47:47 AM
Go and put your invisible coat on. X_X
Cheers - Phil
You will never make that cat disappear Phil.
IanS ;)
Quote from: ianrs54 on 09 March 2015, 08:28:24 AM
You will never make that cat disappear Phil.
IanS ;)
Kudos for trying though :D
Noisy in here, adjutant. Give those chaps a shilling each and get them out.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 09 March 2015, 08:32:40 AM
Noisy in here, adjutant. Give those chaps a shilling each and get them out.
The invisible coat didn't work, pass me that brush, and the heavy gloves.
Shoo Shoooo Shoooooo
IanS ;D
;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Just about right ;)
One of the advantages of a lead mountain, each model doesn't come in its own big box ;)
Quote from: paulr on 30 March 2015, 10:57:18 PM
One of the advantages of a lead mountain, each model doesn't come in its own big box ;)
Hmm... :-\
If they did it might lend me a degree of control.
Nope, it wouldn't. :D
Quote from: getagrip on 31 March 2015, 08:40:07 AM
Hmm... :-\
If they did it might lend me a degree of control.
Nope, it wouldn't. :D
Not at all, We would just need more room - Says he who has a loft above the Garage, A Den with a painting table and a large Built in cupboard, and a just aquired wargames room (Thanks to Step daughter leaving home).
Goodness knows what I would do if each model came in a box. ( probably have to get rid of Stepdaughter no 2 and Mrs Orcs -Well you have to get your priorities right!! :d)
;D ;D ;D
Just about sums it up for me. :D
Thread necromancy ... Or, I should be doing housework, but I'm using this as an excuse not to =O
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Good one, I reluctantly admit.
Not bad !! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
I only saw the dog after reading ! ;D
You and 99% of the guys who see that meme ronan :)