Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* it will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Ha.....Ha......Ha.......
Good uns :D
IanS
Very good :).
;D ;D ;D ;D
And from Chad's questions, I'd like to pass on a pub quiz question....The answer which I've been informed is correct.
Whether it is or not, I truly don't know .....How people can say this for an absolute certainty is beyond me....Unless they've got FAR too much time on their hands.
(Have they watched EVERY single film that has ever been shot ?)
The question is.....Which Historical figure has appeared in the most films ? (I got this right last time ....but only because I'd heard it before....But is it true ?)
Guesses...and arguments please.
Cheers - Phil
Jesus?
Caesar or Napoleon?
Answer 1 is wrong: Napoleon 1 died on Elba (possibly posioned by rising damp and lead print wallpaper), Napoleon II (never crowned) died of TB in 1832, Napoleon III died of infection from botched operation to remove a bladder stone, so all wrong... :)
My guess would be Stalin or Mao on the other question...
probably whichever president is on the dollar bill (is it Washington ? i'm so uneducated!)
Maciek
I know answer to question 1 is wrong! Don't shoot the messenger, they are not intended to be serious answers! :)
Chad
Phil
Rin Tin Tin? :-\
Chad
;D ;D.
The first time I heard the question....Have to admit....Yours truly thought it would be Jesus....Wrong !
Apparently.....It's Napoleon..So well done Leon....You win tonight's star prize of bogger all. ;)
It would be far more fun if Chad's answer was the right one tho' ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
=P~ =O
Quote from: Techno on 08 February 2012, 10:49:39 PM
Apparently.....It's Napoleon..So well done Leon....You win tonight's star prize of bogger all. ;)
Awesome, I'll spend it wisely. :D
Oh....I'll make you a free lemming....Otherwise you'll just moan. ;D ;)
Cheers - Phil
Phil
Don't they just wander off cliffs?
:D
Chad
Quote from: Techno on 09 February 2012, 07:43:15 AM
Oh....I'll make you a free lemming....Otherwise you'll just moan. ;D ;)
Can you sculpt it pre- and post-splat? :D
Just model it pre splat. A hammer will do for post splat! ;)
Chad
and when you cast up the new 'Combat Lemmey Lemmeing' range, put me down for a swarm! 8)
Quote from: Leon on 09 February 2012, 09:07:55 AM
Can you sculpt it pre- and post-splat? :D
So you think you should have TWO figures now ?......Do you realize how many milliseconds they'll take me to make ?
Pah !.....Some people. >:( ;)
Chad....Don't tell Leon about the cliff....Or he'll want one in free fall as well. ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 09 February 2012, 10:55:15 AM
So you think you should have TWO figures now ?......Do you realize how many milliseconds they'll take me to make ?
Pah !.....Some people. >:( ;)
Chad....Don't tell Leon about the cliff....Or he'll want one in free fall as well. ;)
Actually, I think we need a whole series of them now, with differing facial expressions. From 'Gleeful Abandon' as it leaves the clifftop, to 'Glum Resignation' half a second before splat.
20p each ?....But if I have to use the electron microscope they might be a bit more. :P
Cheers - Phil (Dave'll never be able to pick them out of the mould tho' ;D ;D ;D ;D)
Quote from: Techno on 09 February 2012, 12:02:57 PM
20p each ?....But if I have to use the electron microscope they might be a bit more. :P
Cheers - Phil (Dave'll never be able to pick them out of the mould tho' ;D ;D ;D ;D)
You've just reminded me of this fella: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1252765/The-man-carved-Lords-Prayer-head-pin.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1252765/The-man-carved-Lords-Prayer-head-pin.html)
:D ;D
Quote from: Leon on 09 February 2012, 12:10:12 PM
You've just reminded me of this fella: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1252765/The-man-carved-Lords-Prayer-head-pin.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1252765/The-man-carved-Lords-Prayer-head-pin.html)
Rather impressive that !
Cheers - Mr Understatement
If you had £45 in one pocket, and £32 in the other what would you have?
Somebody else's trousers on.
Quote from: Techno on 09 February 2012, 07:43:15 AM
Oh....I'll make you a free lemming....Otherwise you'll just moan. ;D ;)
Cheers - Phil
Is this an honorary title? Or does it come with a salary? ;)
Ray.....That's dreadful.....But very amusing ! ;D
Good one !
Cheers - Phil.