In these heady days of free loving make sure you are adequately insured for any sexual activity you maybe undertaking.
Legal & General - for sex with the wife
Direct Line - for phone sex
Go Compare - for sex with someone different than your usual partner
Sheilas Wheels - for Doggers
Confused.com - for sex with a ladyboy
Privileged - for sex with posh totty
Swiftcover - after unprotected sex
Morethan - for sex maniacs
Admiral - for sex with Matelots/Marines
Hiscox - for sex with ladyboys
Prudential - for sex with prudes (you may not need this insurance)
Enterprise - for sex with J.T Kirk
Interesting that some of us haven't noticed women have sex lives too. You're missing out on some valuable gains, mate.
Nice... some more:
Elephant - for sex with larger girls
Axa - for sex with the ex... ;)
Sunlife - for sex on the beach
Norwich Union - for sex with relatives...
:o :D
(ducks for cover from our East Anglian members...!)
:P
Quote from: FierceKitty on 27 January 2012, 02:20:51 PM
Interesting that some of us haven't noticed women have sex lives too. You're missing out on some valuable gains, mate.
They do?
I was brought up on an ethos that there ain't no prizes for coming second ;D
Quote from: Leon on 27 January 2012, 02:30:33 PM
Norwich Union - for sex with relatives...
(ducks for cover from our East Anglian members...!)
:P
Thankfully I only LIVE in East Anglia ;)
I kid you not when i first got stationed here in the early nineties I remember sitting in the pub thinking 'f*** me there's an awful lots of Aussie's living here!' The Suffolk accent to newcomers takes some getting used to :o
The Co-op - for the necrophiliacs out there
Ok so thats the funeral service...
I'll get me coat :(
=O NOSHER!!!!!!!!!
(Sigh)
You can't take him anywhere...Can you ?
Cheers - Phil.....(Now go away...I'm going to watch the footy !)