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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Chad on 23 January 2012, 12:07:55 PM

Title: Britsh humour
Post by: Chad on 23 January 2012, 12:07:55 PM
British Humour is Different
These are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Title: Re: Britsh humour
Post by: Leon on 23 January 2012, 04:29:13 PM
Quote from: Chad on 23 January 2012, 12:07:55 PM
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

:D
Title: Re: Britsh humour
Post by: Techno on 23 January 2012, 07:59:27 PM
What was the one supposed to have been in African local paper ?....
Local man seeks wife with tractor...Please send photo of tractor. (?)

Or something like that.

Cheers - Phil.