1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
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> > 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
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> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
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> > Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
> > You just put him in there.
> > This tests your memory...
> > Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
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> > 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
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> > Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across.
> > Have you not been listening?
> > All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
> > This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> > According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of
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> > Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..
> > PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
Chad
Nice one Chad - just what I needed on POETS day ;)
I got 1 correct
Three correct (1,3,&4).
Does that make me a pre-schooler (whatever that is)?
Hang on.....
If the fridge is big enough to hold a giraffe, couldn't it be big enough to hold the hefferlump at the same time ?
And as far as getting over the river is concerned, what happens if you can't swim ?
Can I take the hefferlump out of the fridge and ride it across ? ;)
Have a good weekend guys!
Cheers - Phil
Nice one Phil. ;D
Quote from: Techno on 13 January 2012, 04:12:07 PM
Hang on.....
If the fridge is big enough to hold a giraffe, couldn't it be big enough to hold the hefferlump at the same time ?
Obviously not.
QuoteAnd as far as getting over the river is concerned, what happens if you can't swim ?
You can.
QuoteCan I take the hefferlump out of the fridge and ride it across ? ;)
No. Obviously.
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'Scuse me !
I've put a hefferlump in my fridge and there was still loads of room.
(Fair do's..it was the Carthaginian elephant that went in to slow down the green stuff going off !)
Swimming ?....Well I can't.....except downwards.
'Spose you're about the elephant....It's too small (Cue Lemmy .) ;) :D
Cheers - Phil.
Oh - was that my que! ;)
How do you tell there's an elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter!
BTW: I got them all - but I am a Primary Teacher!
p.s. Why do elephants walk in butter - so they can hide upside down in custard...
pps What's yellow and dangerous? ;)
Quote from: mad lemmey on 13 January 2012, 05:58:19 PM
What's yellow and dangerous? ;)
Shark infested custard
Got all the giraffe questions wrong. they assume you know nothing, and then assume that each is sequential from the last, rather than independent.
So, where are all the elephants?
Quote from: mad lemmey on 13 January 2012, 06:03:27 PM
So, where are all the elephants?
Have you checked your fridge? :-\
Quote from: Leon on 13 January 2012, 07:23:12 PM
Have you checked your fridge? :-\
Yes and it's not in there any more...
.You've got it ! ;D ;D
(And I am NOT making a blanking giraffe ! ;))
Cheers - Phil.