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Title: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Post by: Rob on 17 December 2011, 02:11:50 PM
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Simon,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

Simon.
Title: Re: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Post by: Techno on 18 December 2011, 10:40:52 PM
 ;D :-bd

Cheers - Phil.
Title: Re: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Post by: Hertsblue on 19 December 2011, 09:24:28 AM
 ;D ;D ;D

And oh, so true!
Title: Re: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 19 December 2011, 09:31:39 AM
 ;D
I'd say check the alternator and distribution cap too!
Title: Re: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Post by: Techno on 19 December 2011, 07:05:51 PM
Which bit is the alternate cap then Lemmy ?....Is this a form of contraception that I'm unfamiliar with....Or are we talking about a kepi sort of hat ?
I only ask for information...I'm learning so much from you guys on the forum......Especially that nice Mr Nik.

Before I forget to say it .....Hope every single one of you has a SUPERB and really enjoyable Christmas !

Very best wishes to you all - Phil.
Title: Re: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 19 December 2011, 07:26:25 PM
LOL!  :D
Title: Re: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Post by: nikharwood on 20 December 2011, 11:27:42 PM
Quote from: Techno on 19 December 2011, 07:05:51 PM
I only ask for information...I'm learning so much from you guys on the forum......Especially that nice Mr Nik.

Oh, it's such a fine line between the education and corruption of the mind  :d
Title: Re: Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Post by: DanJ on 21 December 2011, 09:28:32 AM
Unfortunately the original corespondant neglected to state inform the columnist whether the vehicle ran on petrol or deisel.