Man walks into a pub....Goes up to the bar and asks the landlord for a glass of water.
The landlord reaches under the counter, pulls out a shotgun and fires, just missing the customer's head.
"Thanks very much", says the man. Gives the landlord a five pound tip and walks out.
Why ?
Cheers - Phil. (Bet this goes within minutes, )
The man had hiccups and the gunshot scared him - thus stopping his hiccups.
(sorry, I thought I knew the answer but had to google it to be sure)
Quite right Shecky.
I only just heard it ......But I thought it must be quite an old one.
Cheers - Phil.
It was current when I was an undergrad.
You have to wonder where they originate !
Cheers - Phil
Sounds a bit like:
Guy walks into a bar (ouch!) and asks the landlord for a pint of lager.
The landlord pours the pint, places it in front of the guy now sitting down and says "Thats 3 pounds 50p please donkey face".
A man sitting next to the guy says "hey, he just called you donkey face, I wouldn`t stand for that."
And the guy replies: "That`s ok.. he... he or... e-or.... e-or... e-or.... `e always calls me that!"