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Title: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: Leon on 10 October 2011, 04:10:02 AM
Here's the (slightly belated) Derby pics, just screaming out for some captioning!

1.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6156/6209147931_6a05382a65.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6209147931/)


2.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6231/6209181919_1ce58043b7.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6209181919/)


3.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6193/6209299021_e978bf43ac.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6209299021/)


4.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6222/6209094363_035909552b.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6209094363/)


5.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6194/6209613000_e6bc01caf9.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6209613000/)


:-\ :D
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: Nosher on 10 October 2011, 08:01:19 AM
1.  I told that fat bar-steward what I'd do if I heard that bloody Go Compare advert one more time!

2.  This little piggy left the market... (pursued by Lemuel Gulliver in the background)

3.  "I told em a Vindaloo was a bad idea after 20 pints of mead"

4.  Preacher to wife - "When I die I want you to marry Fat Fred the Barman." Wife to Preacher - "But why? Don't you hate him, he's your worst enemy!" Preacher to Wife - "I know. I want him to suffer like I have done all these years!"

5.  "So I was passing by the cemetery and saw this gravedigger wandering around the cememtery with a coffin on his shoulder. I passed by an hour later and he's still wnandering around with the coffin on his shoulder. I thought to myself clearly he's lost the plot... :-["
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: FierceKitty on 10 October 2011, 10:16:35 AM
Is that preacher a Pendraken figure? He looks as if he'd do for my Roundhead baggage train.
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: goat major on 10 October 2011, 10:34:09 AM
1. Right....this is what happens to anyone who harasses me again about Aztecs or Tarletons....

2. Wargaming Celebrities #47: Peter Pig

3. Early burger vans had a much higher percentage of real meat than those today

4. Honest dear i really havent bought any new Pendraken figures at the show....

5. 2 days later....He really should have told her the truth about those new Pendraken figures....
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: Nosher on 10 October 2011, 12:28:25 PM
Quote from: goat major on 10 October 2011, 10:34:09 AM
4. Honest dear i really havent bought any new Pendraken figures at the show....

5. 2 days later....He really should have told her the truth about those new Pendraken figures....

LOL ;D
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: FierceKitty on 10 October 2011, 01:33:21 PM
Quote from: goat major on 10 October 2011, 10:34:09 AM
1. Right....this is what happens to anyone who harasses me again about Aztecs or Tarletons....
I think we've been really patient and forbearing over all the years. :(
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: Leon on 15 October 2011, 09:05:01 AM
1. "The last thing you shall see before death takes you will be my massive chopper...."  :-\

2. "This little piggie went to Doggy Market..."  (one for the Boro folk there...!)

3. "Harris, you've barely grazed your knee, get out of the cart before I shoot you myself."

4. "Ere ya dirty perv, I don't know what a menage a twar is, but it'll cost ya!"

5. "Are you sure this is a good spot, we're not causing an obstruction or anything?"

:D
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 15 October 2011, 10:44:23 AM
For number 1 only -

"he tried to sell Ugh boots on this Forum"

IanS
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: rexhurley on 25 October 2011, 10:29:46 AM
1) "Naha argghh nah bah" (accompanied with much gnashing of teeth)

2) "Stop squealing you little runt"

3) "Oh Betty my leg hurts" (Said of course in the best of Frank Spencer's wheedling tones)

4) "Now look here"...."No"....."Its says here in the matrimonial contract"......."No"...."But"...."NO means NO! What part do you not understand N! or O!"

5) "Dig faster you not paid by the hour you know"
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: vladgothic on 25 October 2011, 03:31:43 PM
HeHe most excellent........

1, I did ask you nicely not to stare at my tattoo's!!!!!

2, Cor! they gotta make these relay batons lighter.

3, 'This meals on wheels idea is 'mahveloose' but long pig is just so fatty, goes straight to the hips!'

4, This parish never has and never will hold a big fat gypsy wedding!

5, So how do you fancy coming to sing in my new band mr Vanian?................. we call ourselves The Damned............ my name ....yes of course its sensible  :D
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 11 November 2011, 10:35:39 AM
1  THAT, Mr Gibson, is what a REAL MAN looks like in woad!

2  Just as Tom the piper's son started to think the big-heist game as a real doddle he charged into the market square only to find the villagers holding their annual Lynch the Mad Scientist training day...

3  ...and here we see some of the quite remarkable advances made in medicine recently.

4  I told you Miss Riding Hood, the wolf died of fright and this man, under union rules, is regarded as a suitable replacement!

5  "Third time this week!  They told me, if 'e does it again, 'it 'im wiv me shovel afore stickin' 'im back in!"
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: lentulus on 14 November 2011, 11:49:17 PM
1. "Anyone wanna trade?  I got an extra red-head!"

3. "Oh, sorry lads did I thrash around too much"
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 15 November 2011, 12:13:34 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 10 October 2011, 10:16:35 AM
Is that preacher a Pendraken figure? He looks as if he'd do for my Roundhead baggage train.

This is the chap you want for your baggage train:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4093/4823762631_84f6e0cdd4.jpg)

I bought a few earlier in the year, nice figure.

Meirion
Title: Re: Caption these Derby pics!
Post by: Doerchele on 15 November 2011, 01:30:11 PM
1.  Bloody sword....check.  Pile of heads.....check.   Big cock.....check.
2.  When Gulliver broke his bonds, Ernest resolves to flee Lilliput with all his worldly possessions.
3.  Now this sucks.....
4.  'The Scarlet Letter' in Miniature
5.  "You feel alright?  You look a little gray...."