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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Chat & News => Sport => Topic started by: mebo109drg on 18 September 2011, 07:24:17 AM

Title: Nike rift shoes
Post by: mebo109drg on 18 September 2011, 07:24:17 AM
(http://www.sticksite.com/spam/spam.jpg)
Title: Re: Nike rift shoes
Post by: Hertsblue on 18 September 2011, 08:35:36 AM
Truly hideous. Would anyone in their right mind wear anything so preposterous! And spam to boot!

;D =O =O =O ;D
Title: Re: Nike rift shoes
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 18 September 2011, 08:43:09 AM
Should be banned for bad taste !

IanS
Title: Re: Nike rift shoes
Post by: Luddite on 18 September 2011, 09:41:41 AM
Epic spam marketing fail.

'Here look at this crap'...

'Uh yeah, cheers for that.  Definately one to avoid, thanks for warning me'.

Title: Re: Nike rift shoes
Post by: clibinarium on 18 September 2011, 02:48:19 PM
I was worried for a second that while I was reading the original message my brain was having some sort of funny "event", and I could no longer comprehend English (perhaps I slipped into "aboriginal time" ), but no, thankfully its just nonsense.

Ronald McDonald would be too embarrassed to wear those shoes.
Title: Re: Nike rift shoes
Post by: Leon on 18 September 2011, 05:00:57 PM
Quote from: clibinarium on 18 September 2011, 02:48:19 PM
I was worried for a second that while I was reading the original message my brain was having some sort of funny "event", and I could no longer comprehend English (perhaps I slipped into "aboriginal time" ), but no, thankfully its just nonsense.

I always think that with this nonsense.  How it's going to generate any kind of interest/traffic is beyond me.

I'll have a go anyway:

Pendraken Miniatures, the enlightening vision of an artist truly within the confines of accepted game accuracies.  With branding of attention and chic gloss pricing, these sublime miniature dreams will bring much attention and accomplishments to your lifestyle.  As the affection of integrity affects your outlook of positivity, so will the strength of a badger bring successful integration of your physical interactions involved multiple spotted cubes of probability.  Invisible degrees of honour will spacify your environment, and bring authoritarian stature to your standing among peers within like-minded participants of miniature climax.


:P
Title: Re: Nike rift shoes
Post by: fred. on 18 September 2011, 05:01:52 PM
no, that nearly makes sense  ;D
Title: Re: Nike rift shoes
Post by: Techno on 18 September 2011, 06:48:40 PM
Yeah....But why is the spam always about some sort of crud footwear....Or grossly overpriced footy shirts ?

Confused of Wales.

Title: Re: Nike rift shoes
Post by: Luddite on 18 September 2011, 09:17:50 PM
I've a feeling John Prescot wrote the blurb...