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Wider Wargaming => General Discussion => Topic started by: Leon on 14 September 2011, 05:18:59 AM

Title: Caption these Colours pics!
Post by: Leon on 14 September 2011, 05:18:59 AM
Righty then, I grabbed quite a few pics this past weekend, so pop your best captions on them!

1.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6154/6145189965_6324ae54e3.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6145189965/)


2.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6080/6145780378_9c45fe4b62.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6145780378/)


3.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6161/6145365405_f1c2c24011.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6145365405/)


4.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6153/6145400085_82b7225316.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6145400085/)


5.
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6161/6146043430_c598ac52d3.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6146043430/)


:-bd
Title: Re: Captions these Colours pics!
Post by: Nosher on 14 September 2011, 07:07:15 AM
1.  "Halt! Who goes there?" (this HAS to be a FoW game with tanks and anti-tank guns going barrel to barrel >:()

2.  "I told you before. Brian's not coming out to play! He's been a very naughty boy..."

3.  "For the last time Mr Rooney, grandma doesn't want to speak to you..."

4.  Rolf Harris at work. "Dear Lord, Can you guess what it is yet?"

5.  (Sheriff Woody to Captain Lightbeer) "That isn't law breaking! Its cattle rustling with style!"
Title: Re: Captions these Colours pics!
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 14 September 2011, 08:13:49 AM
1> Look, they've even painted a target on it for us to hit!
2> Oh, did I drop that? So sorry old chap.
3> What do mean you're mugging me, I'M mugging you!
4> Who ordered the liver to go?
5> Are you my mummy?
Title: Re: Captions these Colours pics!
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 14 September 2011, 08:46:01 AM
1) Told you it wuz danerous This close.
2) 180?
3) Liverpool 1 - Saturday night 'brough playing Tanmere.
4) And me a vegitarian !
5) Steak TarTar.

IanS
Title: Re: Captions these Colours pics!
Post by: Steve J on 14 September 2011, 09:26:36 AM
Nosher, number 1 was the result of a commander blunder in BKC, with the Beutepanzer SU-76s having to advance one full move towards the nearest visible enemy unit :). Still took a while before I could knock them out, even at point blank range :(.
Title: Re: Captions these Colours pics!
Post by: Doerchele on 14 September 2011, 01:47:53 PM
1.  The boxing world is shocked to learn that Don King was a tank commander in the German army.
2.  "Don't be a cry baby.  It just nicked you."
3.  "Two corridors down, past the vending machines.  You can't miss it!"
4.  Bill found just the thing to tip victory in his favor at the next FOG tournament.
5.  "Look, we were grazing here first."
Title: Re: Captions these Colours pics!
Post by: Techno on 14 September 2011, 03:14:12 PM
1. "I still say the farmer's not going to believe we were making crop circles." (but I like the Don Kong one best)
2. The British competitor fails heroically in the 'pole vault the hefferlump' event.
3. "No, no, no, If you're going to hit me with that piece of rope, at least look as though you mean it !."
4. Never seen fly-strike this bad before....Nurse the screens.
5. "Coo Mummy.... Farmer Giles is going to have trouble milking that one."
Title: Re: Captions these Colours pics!
Post by: Leon on 15 September 2011, 01:31:00 AM

1.  "Not to be picky Sarge, but we might want to pivot the gun slightly..."
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6154/6145189965_6324ae54e3.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6145189965/)


2.  Luckily, 'Friendly Fire' wouldn't be invented for another 2000 years...
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6080/6145780378_9c45fe4b62.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6145780378/)


3.  "My circle of rocks is bigger than yours!"
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6161/6145365405_f1c2c24011.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6145365405/)


4.  The origin of the kebab...
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6153/6145400085_82b7225316.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6145400085/)


5.  "Mooooove..." ?!  :'(
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6161/6146043430_c598ac52d3.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/6146043430/)
Title: Re: Captions these Colours pics!
Post by: Blaker on 15 September 2011, 04:43:39 AM
1. Hey!  Hurry up with that black cotton before it gets much closer!!

2. Ugh, message for you sir.

3. Grrrr. No, no thats not right, try again.  GRRRRR!!  Oh much better mate!

4. Olly olly oxen free!

5. Dang it Wizard, you just  turned the squad into farm animals!!
Title: Re: Captions these Colours pics!
Post by: Matt J on 15 September 2011, 03:43:34 PM
1) "Damn this new paint job must be good for us to get this close"

2) "Are you sure you know where you're going we keep going past the same guy with the spear"

3) "Did you bring all this sand in? I just mopped"

4) Good job the wife uses Daz

5) "It got silly when cow tipping became a professional sport"
Title: Re: Caption these Colours pics!
Post by: Hector on 19 September 2011, 04:49:52 PM
1:  “Say what you like about the German army, but their parallel parking is spot on.”
2: “I told you using a pike for a ladder would end badly, health and safety are not going to be happy”
3: its a good job we haven’t had the roof done yet.”
4: “Hang on I think I got it! Is it silence of the lambs?”
5: “we should have just stuck to the road like everyone else”
Title: Re: Caption these Colours pics!
Post by: Leon on 20 September 2011, 03:15:13 AM
Quote from: Hector on 19 September 2011, 04:49:52 PM
1:  “Say what you like about the German army, but their parallel parking is spot on.”
2: “I told you using a pike for a ladder would end badly, health and safety are not going to be happy”
3: its a good job we haven’t had the roof done yet.”
4: “Hang on I think I got it! Is it silence of the lambs?”
5: “we should have just stuck to the road like everyone else”

:D
Title: Re: Caption these Colours pics!
Post by: Commodore Rob on 26 September 2011, 08:16:44 PM
1. Shhh... if we stay really really quiet maybe they won't see us
2. No one disses my ride
3. Fred sweetie when you said you had the horn... thats not what I imagined...
4. Oi infidels.. Gaddafi is the target not my bloody sheep
5. Mummy... is that my dad?
Title: Re: Caption these Colours pics!
Post by: Hertsblue on 30 September 2011, 06:21:28 PM
1. Bad news, comrades, getting crushed soon: good news, Commissar sh*t himself.

2. That spear will come out of your wages, my lad.

3. All I said was "what cowboy did that plumbing?"

4. Macdonalds opens its first branch on Mount Olympus.

5. No, Hoskins, I said battlefield not cattlefield.
Title: Re: Caption these Colours pics!
Post by: Fenton on 01 October 2011, 04:17:28 PM
No.1  You see this what you get for playing a rule set the says the line of fire is straight down the barrel

No.2  If you get on the elephant and you  try to evade the fare, then you deserve all you get

No.3 Ok now we've emptied all this soil of of our trousers shall we escape down the tunnel?

No.4  Now that I have successfully removed the tuma I shall now sew the patient back up again

No.5 Basildon Council finally decide to take direct action at Dale Farm
Title: Re: Caption these Colours pics!
Post by: Leon on 04 October 2011, 04:57:59 AM
Quote from: Fenton on 01 October 2011, 04:17:28 PM
No.2  If you get on the elephant and you  try to evade the fare, then you deserve all you get

:D