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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Leveller Mutineer on 09 July 2011, 12:53:05 PM

Title: NOTW Joke
Post by: Leveller Mutineer on 09 July 2011, 12:53:05 PM
A bear & Rebekah Brooks are taking a **** in the woods.
The bear turns to the Rebekah and asks, “Excuse me, but do you have trouble with **** sticking to you?”

Rebekah replies, “No,I don’t.”

So the bear wipes his arse with Rebekah.



(inspired by The Now Show)
Title: Re: NOTW Joke
Post by: nikharwood on 09 July 2011, 04:32:14 PM
I've just hacked Rebekah Brooks's phone & there's a voicemail message from Mick Hucknall asking for his hair back.
Title: Re: NOTW Joke
Post by: Sandinista on 09 July 2011, 05:27:07 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: NOTW Joke
Post by: nikharwood on 09 July 2011, 05:49:42 PM
Good to see News Of The World editor Rebekah Brooks following in the footsteps of Paul Scholes...

Hacking people due to the fact they're bitter and twisted about being a little ginger twit.
Title: Re: NOTW Joke
Post by: nikharwood on 09 July 2011, 05:50:31 PM
Rebekah Brooks is leading the investigation into the News of the World phone hacking...

How about we get Ronald McDonald to look into childhood obesity?
Title: Re: NOTW Joke
Post by: nikharwood on 09 July 2011, 05:54:55 PM
Shameless is on TV tonight.

Or Rebekah Brooks, as she prefers to be known.
Title: Re: NOTW Joke
Post by: nikharwood on 09 July 2011, 05:59:00 PM
As soon as Rebekah Brooks found out that a journalist had taped her private meeting with News of the World staff and leaked it to the press she had him marched up to her office by security.

With a work ethos like that she didn't want to miss the opportunity to offer him a promotion.   
Title: Re: NOTW Joke
Post by: nikharwood on 09 July 2011, 06:00:27 PM
I've been looking at some photos of Rebekah Brooks.
Nothing to get excited about - But at least I now know what King Charles 2nd would look like if he'd hennaed his hair.
Title: Re: NOTW Joke
Post by: Leon on 09 July 2011, 10:48:00 PM
Quote from: nikharwood on 09 July 2011, 05:49:42 PM
Good to see News Of The World editor Rebekah Brooks following in the footsteps of Paul Scholes...

Hacking people due to the fact they're bitter and twisted about being a little ginger ****.

Stolen for my Facebook...  :D