http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/ (http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/)
;D
=O
He's welcome to come to Boro on loan for a while... :P
Is Torres some sort of Bull......../
IanS <:-P <:-P
Matt - that's too funny mate...I honestly don't know why we bought him [the whim-of-the-owner notwithstanding] :(
I hope he proves me wrong & bangs in a hat-trick at Old Trafford on Tuesday though [if he plays...]
As A UTD fan, its quite obvious from the game he was bought for his diving ability ... ^#(^
At least they haven't been on the receiving end of a 8-1 thrashing! :'( :'( :'(
Quote from: snafu on 08 April 2011, 09:01:42 PM
As A UTD fan, its quite obvious from the game he was bought for his diving ability ... ^#(^
Yep - maybe...not that we need that though - we've got some serious ability & strength up front [loved the way Rafael put his body in the way of the mighty mighty Didier...who ran through him ;D Drogba 1 Little Boy with Curly Hair & Dead Leg 0 ;)
I still don't know how this wasn't a penalty though:
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/52041000/jpg/_52041853_evra_ramires_341x511reuters.jpg)
Shocking :o
Did you know that a certain Dennis Bergkamp played over ten hours of football for Arsenal before scoring his first goal? He then went on to score eighty-five more. Even the great Drog was called a failure in his first season for the Blues. :P
Quote from: Hertsblue on 09 April 2011, 10:29:33 PM
Did you know that a certain Dennis Bergkamp played over ten hours of football for Arsenal before scoring his first goal? He then went on to score eighty-five more. Even the great Drog was called a failure in his first season for the Blues. :P
This is true 8)
Which, of course, means that Fernando is pretty-much a shoe-in for an away hat-trick on Tuesday night [considering his performance today] right? Right??!
Oh- how I hope...
Quote from: nikharwood on 10 April 2011, 12:18:50 AM
This is true 8)
Which, of course, means that Fernando is pretty-much a shoe-in for an away hat-trick on Tuesday night [considering his performance today] right? Right??!
Oh- how I hope...
Well there is always next season, assuming Chelski can finish above Spurs and Man City ;)
Quote from: Sandinista on 10 April 2011, 10:48:38 AM
Well there is always next season.
Which is presumably what Man U said last season.....
This is no longer amusing ;D
Quote from: Megamatman on 24 April 2011, 12:02:16 PM
This is no longer amusing ;D
Yes it is - click on the link again 8) :dance
Fernando Torres turns up at Stamford Bridge with a back pack. The security guard worriedly asks him what he's got in the bag. He replies "Porno dvd's, some counterfeit match day tickets, hooky replica shirts, some drugs & a gun!" The security guard says "Thank f**k for that...I thought you'd brought your boots!!!"
:D :P
this will cheer the chelski fans up............
Breaking News....
Sky news have reported that Arsenals emirates stadium had a break in last night when thieves broke in and emptied the trophy room.
police have asked members of the public to be on the look out for a man carrying a red carpet.
:D
=O =O =O
Have they sacked Ancelotti? I've missed the news all weekend, but just saw something on the BT Yahoo news...?
Sacked in a corridor at Goodison I was told. Well done stylish Chelski
Quote from: Sandinista on 23 May 2011, 05:05:18 PM
Sacked in a corridor at Goodison I was told. Well done stylish Chelski
That's nice of Abramovich..! Didn't Avram Grant get sacked at Wigan and refused entry onto the team bus back to West Ham? :o
WANTED!!
A Reliable person to look after any player I buy, and play who I tell you. Please apply Roman Abramovich c/o Stamford Bridge , Chelsea, London.
Anyone who wishes to run things there way need not apply,
p.s. If Mr Mourinho would like to reapply, I'd be happy to let him try again.
YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO WIN THE ECL and anything else is a bonus.........
Signed
R A
Should have read ..........
ХОТЕЛ!!
Надежный человек для любого игрока я купить и играть, который я говорю вам. Обращайтесь, Роман Абрамович через Стэмфорд Бридж, Челси, Лондон.
Любой, кто хочет запустить путь вещей там не применяются,
p.s. Если г-Н Моуринью хотели бы повторно, то я бы счастливы дать ему попытку.
Вам будет быть необходимо чтобы выиграть стэк и все остальное, это бонус.........
;)
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Its all GREK to ME :'( :d
ianS