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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Leon on 06 April 2011, 07:26:53 PM

Title: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: Leon on 06 April 2011, 07:26:53 PM
An enterprising German schoolgirl who couldn't afford a horse has taken up showjumping on a cow.

Fifteen-year-old Regina Mayer refused to let her showjumping dream die when her mother and father told her they weren't able to find the cash to buy her a horse.

Instead, she decided to teach one of the cows on her parents' farm in Laufen how to jump.

It took two years of cajoling, caressing and bribery, but now Regina takes her cow Luna on long rides around the countryside and over obstacles as if she were a lithe polo pony rather than a prize Hereford.

"It's a lot of work, but I enjoy it," said Regina, explaining that she regularly grooms and pets her cow. "She thinks she's a horse!"


Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: Pruneau on 06 April 2011, 07:57:11 PM
I think that's just brilliant!
Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 06 April 2011, 08:16:32 PM
One never ceases to be amazed by these damn'd forigeners he said offensivly.  :d

Now do I sign Leon, Nik.......


IanS
Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: Maenoferren on 06 April 2011, 08:18:23 PM
Damn Leon you are quick if I hadnt stopped to make some scones I Would have posted that  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: Leon on 06 April 2011, 08:44:05 PM
Quote from: Maenoferren on 06 April 2011, 08:18:23 PM
if I hadnt stopped to make some scones...

Is that a euphemism?  Or actual scones?!   :-\
Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: Maenoferren on 06 April 2011, 09:03:11 PM
real scones with fruit in them  :D
Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 06 April 2011, 09:20:11 PM
I'm impressed.
By the scones
Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: Leon on 06 April 2011, 09:47:48 PM
Quote from: Maenoferren on 06 April 2011, 09:03:11 PM
real scones with fruit in them  :D

Fair enough!   :D
Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: nikharwood on 06 April 2011, 10:41:07 PM
Ah - but real scones don't have fruit in them...and how are are they pronounced? [ducks for cover!!!]

That's a great vid: I'm going to send that to my wife & eldest child who are currently in Ireland [Eire] looking to buy more ponies...we've got 5 already - but every time I raise the horse:rider ratio I do keep getting reminded of the absolute (& incontrovertible) fact that I can't actually play with all my armies at the same time. Apparently that is the same - and a rationale to buy more 4-legged grass-eating need-lots-of-metal-shoes-even-though-I-live-in-a-field money magnets  :'(
Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: Maenoferren on 06 April 2011, 10:53:29 PM
Hey I have five 4-legged grass-eating need-lots-of-metal-shoes-even-though-I-live-in-a-field money magnets  :) We moved up here with 7. One died of old age and the other is out on loan :D :D :D
Title: Re: Girl teaches cow to showjump!
Post by: hamsterking on 07 April 2011, 03:24:43 AM
So when will we see the miniature : Young Amazon on Cow.
Well perhaps a Young Valkyrie cause the young lady in question is German and winged helmets would look cool.

Of course I think Xena was both an Amazon and a Valkyrie but the usual rules don't apply to her.

Dave T