Animated titles. Music: Black Dyke Mills Band playing a slow dirge. Stock shot of mill town at the turn of the century - at night. SUBTITLE: 'JARROW - NEW YEAR'S EVE 1911' SUBTITLE: 'JARROW 1912' Mix through to mill-owner's opulent sitting room at the turn of the century. Lady Mountback sits with her crochet. There is a knock on the door. | |
Lady Mountback | Come in. |
Enter Reg, cap in hand. | |
Reg | Trouble at mill. |
Lady Mountback | Oh no. What sort of trouble? |
Reg | One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle. |
Lady Mountback | Pardon? |
Reg | One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle. |
Lady Mountback | I don't understand what you're saying. |
Reg | (slightly irritatedly and with exaggeratedly clear accent) One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle. |
Lady Mountback | Well what on earth does that mean? |
Reg | I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. |
Jarring chord. The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang is just Cardinal Fang. | |
Ximinez | Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. (exit and exeunt) |
Reg | I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. |
Jarring chord. They burst in. | |
Ximinez | Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - oh damn! (to Biggles) I can't say it, you'll have to say it. |
Quote from: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 25 February 2025, 08:55:54 AMLook ver good, but you might want to change the caption, tink means GEAR not WEAR
Quote from: Leon on 25 February 2025, 02:59:00 PMGood spot! All fixed now.