Poll
Question:
Should Pendraken Bring Back the Penismen?
Option 1: Yes, but only sell on ebay under an alias
votes: 1
Option 2: Yes But only to regular customers, who are over 18
votes: 2
Option 3: Yes its just a fun army to have.
votes: 2
Option 4: No, I don't think Pendraken should be associated with this
votes: 3
Option 5: No as my wife/partner won't let me buy them
votes: 0
Option 6: No as Leon will get into too much trouble with M'lady
votes: 4
OK so the Penismen have legendary status, for a product that was only available for a short time. Shopuld they be reinstated in the catalogue?
The short answer in No.
The long answer is Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You have to ask "WHY????"....then you realise it is Orcs asking! :d
Quote from: sunjester on 10 January 2025, 07:23:20 AMYou have to ask "WHY????"....then you realise it is Orcs asking! :d
What he said.
Go on Orcs, who would they fight?
(Half way through typing this I realised I may regret the answer - he could start a a push for a 'suitable' - note inverted commas - opponent to be designed)
When were they made? I have a vague memory of them
and the answer is no
I feel that they are very much the Bruce (the mechanical shark from Jaws) of the Pendragon back-catalogue: better only hinted at in rumour and seen in blurry images of yesteryear (if at all)... X_X
PS Sorry to Leon and the Forum for raising the subject's ugly head ^#(^
Quote from: Last Hussar on 10 January 2025, 09:29:57 AMGo on Orcs, who would they fight?
The Amazons, in a metaphorical struggle between the forces of radical feminism and a figurative representation of the patriarchy!?
Also, I think the vote needs a, "No, just NO!" option ;)
What Dinas said. All of what he said.
QuoteWhat Dinas said. All of what he said.
Agreed!
I mean, I like the idea of opponent Amazons, but still..
Orcs, Shush
Quote from: sunjester on 10 January 2025, 07:23:20 AMYou have to ask "WHY????"....then you realise it is Orcs asking! :d
Companies regularly use surveys and polls to find out customer views and sometimes change their products accordingly.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 10 January 2025, 09:29:57 AMGo on Orcs, who would they fight?
(Half way through typing this I realised I may regret the answer - he could start a a push for a 'suitable' - note inverted commas - opponent to be designed)
They were designed as an army for "Hordes of the things" so could fight any army from that list. The Amazons mentioned by O Dinys Powys are just one of many suitable opponents. Indeed they could fight another penismen army.
Or an HOTT army made up of cars or other vehicles as penis substitutes.
LH what was the "suitable " army you obviously had in mind?
I had nothing in mind; it shut down at the horror that it might start thinking like you..